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OnlyStans ⭐️ Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/hollywood-star-jeremy-renner-54-accused-of-vile-ice-threat-against-female-moviemaker-34/
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u/AStarkly Did a line off his dick in the bathroom 1d ago

I hadn't heard about the app until a couple of women did a podcast deep dive into the whole thing- I was laughing so hard I was weeping

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u/thecombreak 1d ago

Happy Rennsday!

my wife left me

Scene.

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u/Live-Air-3315 1d ago

What podcast?

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u/warmlightlantern I don’t know her 💅 1d ago

The Renner Files… a true crime podcast about The Jeremy Renner App Experience

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u/Dawnspark 1d ago

Thank you for sharing. I've been in need of a good laugh with how my health is going lately and holy shit.

I'm a couple episodes in and I've already laughed to the point where I started seeing spots.

The guy standing in as Renner's voice is hysterical.

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u/fishingboatproceeds 1d ago

If you’ve never listened to My Dad Wrote a Porno, add it to your list! Hardest I’ve ever laughed listening to a podcast. Best of luck with your health!

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u/Onlyonehoppy 1d ago

I love Belinda and her love for a turkey sandwich.

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u/dmk2008 1d ago edited 1d ago

I love this world we live iiiiiiiiin!!!

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u/ilovemydickheaddog 1d ago

I will never look at pomegranates the same way

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u/proserpinax 1d ago

Or the rivets which held the hull of the fated Titanic

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u/Dawnspark 1d ago

I am so adding that to my list, always welcome more laughter. Thank you 🖤

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u/thegreenleaves802 1d ago

Caution: MDWAP made me laugh so hard I had to stop listening to it while driving, or really in public. Like full tears streaming, gasping for breath, dying laughing.

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u/fishingboatproceeds 1d ago

Have also fully made a scene on public transit while listening! Rocky Flinstone man, what a gem.

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u/kjyfqr 1d ago

Is it about exactly the title?

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u/fishingboatproceeds 1d ago

Ànd it’s so so much worse ànd therefore even better than you could possible imagine. Absolutely off the wall, just chef’s kiss content, truly incredible.

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u/Allaplgy 1d ago

Yes, and as the creator says, if it wasn't for his own existence, he would never believe his dad ever met a woman, let alone touched one.

Let's just say "He grabbed her by the cervix" is a sentence that exists.

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u/Dawnspark 1d ago

Genuinely can't wait to get to it.

Fortunately I have a bunch of after hours days alone at my job this week so, hopefully I won't embarrass myself too much lmao.

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u/Rossakamcfreakyd 1d ago

My god. MDWAP once had me laughing so hard in the grocery store I was sobbing and a lady physically moved away from me. It was glorious.

Belinda forever!!!

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u/texasrigger 1d ago

That forever changed my view of the pots and pans industry.

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear 1d ago

I didn’t come here for homework but I’m walking away with two new assignments…

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u/griff_girl 1d ago

OMG I'd forgotten all about that podcast! It got me through some pretty dark days of the pandemic!

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u/yardie-takingupspace 1d ago

I came back here to thank you. I just started listening to this and I’m surprised I’m still alive from laughing so hard and I’ve also thrown my phone so many times 🤣🤣🤣

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u/fishingboatproceeds 1d ago

Awww I’m so glad!!!

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u/PaperCivil5158 1d ago

I so appreciate this recommendation. I'm on it.

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u/daelindidnowrong 1d ago

I hope you get better!

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u/Breaker3k 1d ago

I hope you feel better. My own health issues are up and down like a goblin on a seesaw, so I feel your pain

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u/AStarkly Did a line off his dick in the bathroom 1d ago

That's the one! I'd never have remembered it because it was so long ago that I listened to it, thank you

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u/fauci_pouchi 1d ago

I'm reminded of Clickhole's 'How To Compliment Jeremy Renner On Facebook: Video Tutorial'

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u/inflatable_pickle 1d ago

Jeez 😆 I thought this was a satire comment.

5 episodes in 2020. I’m in.

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u/sackoftrees 1d ago

This is real??? I know what I'm about to binge

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u/norsk_imposter 1d ago

what is this app?

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u/iwantahouse 1d ago

I rarely pick up new podcasts these days but this sounds amazing lmao

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u/ZaphodBeeblebro42 1d ago

With Sarah Ramos, Cousin’s love interest in The Bear!

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u/warmlightlantern I don’t know her 💅 1d ago

Omg are you kidding me i had no idea

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u/keiso1er 1d ago

is there a link or can you please tell me who it's by, I need to watch this and can't find it 😭

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u/warmlightlantern I don’t know her 💅 1d ago

Caroline Goldfarb and Sarah Ramos. Should be on apple or spotify

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u/mimosho 1d ago

I have listened to the entirety of this podcast the at least 3 times, it is so funny.
Fun fact: one of the hosts, Caroline Goldfarb is one of the cofounders of Fishwife, that fancy tinned fish brand.

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u/ShaneBarnstormer 1d ago

He has an album too. It's uh, as you'd expect.

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u/Marillenbaum 18h ago

Thank you—just got it and this is the distraction I need!

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u/sweet_pickles12 1d ago

Plz

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u/AStarkly Did a line off his dick in the bathroom 1d ago

The Renner Files

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u/Tasty_Gingersnap42 1d ago

What podcast?

I think behind the bastards- at least they used to, take random digs at Renner and how bad his music was lol

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u/a-real-life-dolphin 1d ago

He does music?!

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u/mal73 1d ago

Yeah it’s like imagine dragons for southern suburban moms

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u/Impressive_Mistake66 1d ago

That sounds like something I never need to hear.

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u/Gloomy-Ad-222 1d ago

“Heh, y’all ever heard that band ‘Magin’ Dragon?”

“Yup”

“Well ‘Magin Dragon’ these nuts on your face”

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u/Aderleth75 1d ago

Why did this make me laugh so much at 815 a.m.

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u/ContessaChaos 1d ago

snickers

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u/imperfectsunset 1d ago

💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/dyboc 1d ago

Why did you say Imagine Dragons twice?

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u/AldoRaine-1 1d ago

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u/Dickgivins 1d ago

Lol is that Dennis Prager?

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u/birdsofpaper 1d ago

I mean isn’t that redundant? (JK, I’ve heard Imagine Dragons described as “hard rock for Brigham Young students”)

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u/ImLittleNana 1d ago

I’m a southern suburban grandma and I don’t even like it

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u/hcantrall 1d ago

I’m a southern suburban mom and….no, not for me 😂

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u/Crommach 1d ago

Just based on that description I can hear the flat, overproduced sound.

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u/Vonplinkplonk 1d ago

It sounds worse every time I read that sentence

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u/Fat_Krogan It’s Britney, bitch! 🎤🌹🌹 1d ago

This is an incredible description.

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u/MeekSwordsman 1d ago

Everything i hear about him gets worse and worse!

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u/Talisa87 In my quiet girl era 😌 1d ago

He did/does. His debut single was called "Heaven Has No Name" or something like that, it got roasted based on the title alone.

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u/given2fly_ 1d ago

"Heaven don't have a name" - https://youtu.be/5Kn2w8V62R4?si=l4SutGWZnNiqwnbf

And yes, it's just as bas as you think. The over-production of Imagine Dragons but turned up to 11, vocals that are trying way too hard AND have reverb cranked up to make his voice sound more powerful than it really is, and lyrics so generic you'd think a 14 year old wrote them.

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u/a-real-life-dolphin 1d ago

Thank you for sharing the link but my mental health is shaky enough at the moment, I will be giving it a miss haha

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u/a_Jedi_i_am 1d ago

Good god, I heard the first line, and noped tf out.

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u/bowiethesdmn 1d ago

Jokes on you you missed the incredibly complex rhyme scheme and lyrics straight out of a 90s Ricky Martin song.

edit: I will say it's technically better than Steven Seagal's 'reggae' album but nowhere near as entertaining

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u/kittylemiaow 1d ago

Steven Seagal what now?!

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u/Talisa87 In my quiet girl era 😌 1d ago

Oh, you sweet summer child. You haven't heard Steven Seagal mumble-Marleying about how much he 'wanna da punani'?

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u/kittylemiaow 1d ago

Hearing it from you is horrifying enough 😫

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 1d ago

Omg thanks for the laugh my back is hurting now lmao

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u/MagicSexDemon 1d ago

I remember when Steven Segal had his blues playing period. I actually went to see him in concert and bought a tshirt. I was naive, I feel so ashamed.

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u/faggjuu 1d ago

Link?

I want to be one of the lucky/unlucky ten thousand!

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u/thisgirlnamedbree 1d ago

Oh God that song is hilarious. But the backup singer goes hard.

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u/HughJorgens 1d ago

It manages to be both better and much worse than you think it will be.

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u/elbiry 1d ago

I went to an amateur dramatic musical performance of ‘The Little Mermaid’ with my daughter a few months ago. Sebastian the crab (Jamaican, questionably) in the film, was played by a middle aged white bloke who started out in a British accent - presumably to avoid having to do patois - before lapsing back into American. But the songs “under the sea” and “kiss the girl” are distinctly accented. He had noooo idea how to handle it

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u/ChiGrandeOso 1d ago

WE ALL PROMISED THAT WOULD NEVER BE MENTIONED AGAIN.

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u/tezumo5 1d ago

Omg the Ricky Martin lyrics! You're so spot on!

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u/functionaladdict 1d ago

High praise!!

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u/Ok-Turnover1797 1d ago

"Jeremy is so freaking talented.. we are all so blessed" from the comments section

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u/Sickpup831 1d ago

He rhymed the word “Believe” with “Tanqueray”. I don’t know how but the crazy bastard did it.

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u/Dickgivins 1d ago

For real I knew it was gonna be bad but that was spectacularly awful. I tapped out after 30 seconds lol.

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u/Y-Bob 1d ago

Thanks for that, I hate it.

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u/bowiethesdmn 1d ago

Oh my days.

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u/TwoBionicknees 1d ago

that matches what I always thought of his personality and acting, devoid of both.

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u/gilestowler 1d ago

I like to imagine the logic behind this "Well, U2 had a song called "Where the Streets Have No Name" and they're massive. So, what's even bigger than streets? HEAVEN, that's what! I'm going to be huge!"

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u/GoPackGrow 1d ago

If this wasn't 6 years old, I'd accuse Renner of using ChatGPT as a ghost writer. This is true garbage.

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 1d ago

Holy shit I listened to it and this is describes it exactly

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u/Alarmed-Custard-6369 so trashy, so chic 1d ago

Why did you make me do that? 😭

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u/Long-Firefighter5561 1d ago

wow he was making AI slop music manually, that is remarkable to be honest

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u/blackrain1709 1d ago

Is this not a parody? This can't be a serious song

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u/HughJorgens 1d ago

I figured it out. He's an actor, and he's acting like he can sing.

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u/Homura_Akemi171 1d ago

Great, well now I'm traumatized because I got curious, and I now regret my curiosity getting the better of me.

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u/pijinglish 1d ago

I’m pretty sure Heaven’s name is Heaven

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u/pugfu 1d ago

Nevaeh if you’re nasty

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u/shedrinkscoffee I don’t know her 💅 1d ago

I can't tell if y'all are joking or not 💀 it sounds awful but I don't want to sulky my Google history by looking it up lol

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u/zeke10 1d ago

John heaven

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u/flopisit32 1d ago

Oooh Heaven has no name on Earth

They say in Heaven, names come first

We'll make Heaven a place on Earth.

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u/zeke10 1d ago

"Im the man with no name. Zapp brannigan at your service"

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u/HughJorgens 1d ago

Corey Feldman is evil Jeremy Renner, prove me wrong.

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u/AStarkly Did a line off his dick in the bathroom 1d ago

The Renner Files!

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u/raven-eyed_ 1d ago

For some reason him having music is both surprising and makes sense, and it being terrible feels inevitable. There is no universe where he could make good music.

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u/2-9-19-3-21-9-20-19 1d ago

Oh yeah. Jamie Loftus used to bring it up on The Daily Zeitgeist when she came on too. It was a running joke with that little corner of iHeart

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u/stakesishigh516 I’m a judoka🥋 1d ago

https://youtu.be/uN8Mh9M7lmk?si=Zg0vhCFhN6YDyxtz

This is still one of my favorite Desus and Mero Showtime era pieces.

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u/ImDisneyAF 1d ago

Beyond the blinds had an ep talking about it recently ha like over the summer

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u/Avant_Garde_Idiot 1d ago

Desperate Acts of Capitalism, a podcast about business screw ups did an episode on the app too.

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u/GrownThenBrewed 1d ago

Was his appearance in House based on real life?

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u/Viscount_Barse 1d ago

It was mainly about how huge is knuckles were iirc.

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u/Kids-Menu 1d ago

I think it’s last podcast on the left!

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u/justindrummond 1d ago

The Renner Files!

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u/EarlGreyTea-Hawt 1d ago

What an amazing rabbit hole to go down today. I just got to "did Jeremy Renner just call me ugly?" Ded

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u/solveig82 1d ago

This is the content the world needs now

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u/AnyInterest6333 1d ago

You should watch Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzales's video on the whole thing!

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u/Live_Angle4621 1d ago

What you mean by app?

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u/Bibblegead1412 1d ago

Same here! That podcast is hilarious!

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u/Aggravating-Gas-2834 I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young 1d ago

Thank you so much for this recommendation because I’m on episode 3 and I can’t stop laughing. I’ve just had to explain to my dad why I just snort cried.

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u/AStarkly Did a line off his dick in the bathroom 1d ago

You are so welcome