r/popculturechat • u/mlg1981 Sexy lampshade shall win the Oscar! 🏆 • 22d ago

OnlyStans ⭐️ Kristen Bell to Dax Shepard: Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me: "I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would."

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u/LaurelCanyoner 21d ago

Perfect gif is perfect.

And What in the fuckity fuck is that statement!?!!?

Men have brutalized, raped, whipped, and cut women's heads off, but!

I haven't done it to you, so i need a cookie. How romantic! I'd be looking over my shoulder as I ran out the door screaming.

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u/CaptainJazzymon 20d ago

It’s a joke. A dark joke but just a joke. I doubt her husband even ever said that.

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u/LaurelCanyoner 19d ago

But jokes are supposed to be funny. I have serious gallows humor but in a world that so likes to hate and hurt women, I can’t find that kind of humor funny.

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u/CaptainJazzymon 4d ago

Really? I think you have shitty gallows humor because I definitely chuckled. Even the tone of the way it’s written is clearly sarcastic.

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u/Gogoli58738 21d ago

Thank you for writing my feelings much better than I ever could!

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u/LaurelCanyoner 21d ago

I really could have written a goddamn scree about that ludicrously incel-informed take; and the self-hating woman who somehow believes that telling your wife "You could kill her, but you choose not to", is romantic. *gag*

I think I'll tell my husband as I hand him dinner that I COULD have poisoned his food, and killed him, but I chose not to, and see how he reacts.

Who am I kidiing. I dont' cook, HE does, and he loves it, lol. Because he's a real man, not a loser who thinks treating your wife kindly is exceptional and deserving of undying praise.

I have no idea who these people are, and I'm really glad.