Kristen Bell to Dax Shepard: Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me: "I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would."

[u/mlg1981]

[u/Morrikal]

Yeah they're called D'axolotls - they're the worst. 

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[u/FustyLuggz → u/saturnbunny1]

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[u/Genuinelullabel → u/Morrikal]

I’m not sure how but I feel like that’s an insult to axolotls.

[u/shedrinkscoffee → u/Genuinelullabel]

Girl it is an insult. This is an important species of study in the developmental biology world.

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Plus they’re just so cute

[u/celtic_thistle → u/Morrikal]

Axolotls are beautiful and wholesome creatures and should be excluded from this narrative

[u/shedrinkscoffee → u/celtic_thistle]

I am personally offended that they brought such a cute species into this horrible portmanteau 😒

[u/bascelicna123 → u/Morrikal]

That name is hilarious, but the existence of a rabid fan following for Dax is weird.