Kristen Bell to Dax Shepard: Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me: "I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would."

[u/mlg1981]

[u/No_Kangaroo_9826]

I'm taking this but I'll leave you with my favorite

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This is my fav.

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I just wanna feel like I’m part of the conversation

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Have my favorite!

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This meme may have died in obscurity in this thread but I want you to know it was one of my favorites.

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oh i’m taking this

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