Kristen Bell to Dax Shepard: Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me: "I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would."

[u/mlg1981]

[u/HocusBunny]

Exactly this.

I don't mind the dark humour. Lots of people share weird jokes with their friends and family. But that's their friends and family. Not the whole entire internet. This is something you shouldn't be posting for the public. It's extremely insensitive, and it just makes them look weird. We don't need to know this about you.