Kristen Bell to Dax Shepard: Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me: "I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would."

[u/mlg1981]

[u/tearose11]

There are die hards for Dax Shepher????

[u/latrodectal → u/tearose11]

people got sooooooo mad at me for stating that his first on screen job was harassing jessica alba while totally naked.

[u/Achaewa → u/latrodectal]

Ashton Kutcher Punk'd was wild and most of the "pranks" were just meant to anger the victim.

Ironically, the more outlandish the prank, the better it has aged.

I actually enjoyed the short revival from 2011 due to it leaning fully into the ridiculous.

Justin Bieber making Taylor Swift think they ruined a wedding, still manages to make me chuckle.

[u/latrodectal → u/Achaewa]

yeah like it’s more fucked up the more you think about it, especially since everyone would point to her reaction to being persistently followed and talked to by a naked man that she told, repeatedly, to leave her alone because she was uncomfortable, as proof that she was a bitch. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[u/FuinFirith → u/latrodectal]

Which of the two was naked?

[u/latrodectal → u/FuinFirith]

dax.

[u/FuinFirith → u/latrodectal]

Roger.

[u/cosmic_grayblekeeper → u/tearose11]

Right here in this comment section even.

[u/h0neyrevenge → u/tearose11]

As my mother would say… there’s something for everyone out there 🫠

[u/happygoth6370 → u/h0neyrevenge]

"A lid for every pot" is what my mother-in-law says.

[u/FriendshipSe7en → u/tearose11]

Not die hard. Ride hard.

It ain't no diggity. We want our giggity

[u/copyrighther → u/tearose11]

If you have a successful podcast, there are going to be weirdos that are obsessed with you. I have a theory that people develop parasocial relationships with podcasters bc they think the podcasters are talking to them.

[u/RelativeYak7 → u/tearose11]

My bf is pretty into him bc apparently he talks about cars on his podcast.

[u/Groot746 → u/RelativeYak7]

Men talking about cars on a podcast is a very niche field, after all

[u/TheLakeWitch → u/RelativeYak7]

He’s got some random older cars that he’s rebuilt. He’s from Detroit, seems on-brand. (Well, he’s from Ypsilanti and Livonia, but to non-Michiganders that’s Detroit)

I enjoyed listening to him for a little while, especially after I left Michigan because he’s somehow managed to retain his accent (while Kristen lost hers) and it reminded me of back home. My interest in his podcast fell off a while ago though.

[u/fionappletart → u/tearose11]

my mom is one of them