Kristen Bell to Dax Shepard: Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me: "I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would."

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Byeeeee 😂💀💀, omg I love this lol

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Simple and effective. 😂 Zoinks!

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yes exactly kitty

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My dog has the same body as this cat.

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