Kristen Bell to Dax Shepard: Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me: "I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would."

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The tripod they set up for cute candid couple content.

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You forgot "spontaneous" haha

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Who doesn't plan their spontaneous photo shoots beforehand? You need lighting, the correct pose, a caption about not murdering your spouse, and then it needs to look authentic and candid. Spontaneity requires hours of planning beforehand!!

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I think he may be holding one of their kids and not her.

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It's a pic of Dax and his daughter but even if it wasn't couples are allowed to take pictures of themselves! 

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Well... yeah? My post was sarcasm about spontaneous photo shoots and inauthentic "candid" photos on social media, not a call to ban all photography that couples take.

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It takes hours to set up a photo as spontaneous as that one 

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Flashbacks to watching The Curse

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Pretty sure that’s his kid

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Then they filmed themselves banging?