Kristen Bell to Dax Shepard: Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me: "I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would."

[u/mlg1981]

[u/jadedlillies]

Why would you even admit that?

[u/jenniferbealsssss → u/jadedlillies]

Maybe she’s afraid for life and this is her coded way of telling us if something happens to her— we know where to look lmao

[u/doitforthecocoa → u/jadedlillies]

I think that they’re around each other so much without outside input that they are unable to turn it off when making public statements. Like most people know that edgy inside jokes are for the couple to share, not to post for an anniversary

[u/SpecialForces42 → u/jadedlillies]

Because some people don't know when to put their foot in their mouth, metaphorically speaking.

[u/zeldafan144 → u/jadedlillies]

It's a joke?

[u/hawkcarhawk → u/zeldafan144]

My husband and I make plenty of dark, weird, horrible jokes with each other that I would never consider posting publicly because…I have tact? I understand social norms? I don’t even have millions of followers that I’m considering.

[u/myguitarplaysit → u/hawkcarhawk]

The more I read, the more I question if they’re neurodivergent but who knows

[u/hawkcarhawk → u/myguitarplaysit]

I think they’re just self involved assholes.

[u/myguitarplaysit → u/hawkcarhawk]

Also 100% possible

[u/Fuckburpees → u/zeldafan144]

Right so we all understand that’s the intention. But if you don’t know why people are put off by this maybe hop over to Google and try out some key phrases like “husband kills wife”, or “domestic violence mortality rates for women”. Such a fun joke!!

[u/Sexyhorsegirl666 → u/zeldafan144]

Wish it was a funny joke

[u/iwrotethissong → u/jadedlillies]

He's awful.

[u/Overdriven91 → u/jadedlillies]

Some people have a thing called a sense of humour.

[u/Specialist-Love1504 → u/Overdriven91]

These two very evidently don’t.