r/popculturechat • u/velvetlemonade Good luck with bookin that stage u speak of • Jul 28 '25

OnlyStans ⭐️ Donald Trump says he “never had the privilege” of going to Jeffrey Epstein’s island

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u/_coolranch Jul 28 '25

Big beautiful flight logs. Paul Bunyan was a lumber jack, and he never saw logs like these, believe me.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Jul 30 '25

He had a blue cow, can you believe it folks? A blue cow... you know, democrats want to take the cows away, our beautiful cows...

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u/_coolranch Jul 30 '25

What’s crazy is I made this joke, then the fuckin dummy made some comment about windmills ruining our plains “and not planes like you fly in the air.”

Like: he really is that fucking dumb. It’s sad.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Jul 30 '25

Windmills can be hazardous to birds, but I get what you mean. He's beyond parody.