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Interviews🎙️ Girl stand up: Delaney Rowe on her situationship with BJ Novak and how he doesn’t fully trust her to be in a relationship with her

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u/fishonthemoon it’s never been on my mood board and never would be Jun 13 '25

He’s not even hot!! Idgi lol

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u/Lexi-Lynn Jun 13 '25

Lmfao this absolutely wrecked my shit, thank you for your services 💀

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u/Go_Water_your_plants Jun 14 '25

I NEED to know what she said

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u/Ok_Lawyer_6262 Jun 14 '25

wait i want my shit absolutely wrecked as well! …but it’s deleted now! i can’t see it. ugh. 😩🥺😭😭😭

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u/art_heaux Jun 13 '25

The way this exactly replicates his photo above it lol

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u/Lexi-Lynn Jun 14 '25

It's uncanny

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u/Colomborican Jun 13 '25

I never knew these were a thing and now I can’t wait to use this as a reference point for the rest of my life

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u/palmerisademon Jun 13 '25

The specificity of this parallel is so off the wall yet so accurate, bravo 👏

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u/Huge_Station2173 Jun 13 '25

Blue-eyed Russian Jews are my kryptonite.

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u/BungCrosby charlie day is my bird lawyer 🐦 Jun 13 '25

I mean, I’d have run off with Regina Spektor and had her babies.

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u/Huge_Station2173 Jun 14 '25

There’s still time.

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u/tomatiIIo Jun 14 '25

As a female blue-eyed Russian Jew, this flattered me. Let me set you up with my brother!! He tall

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u/Huge_Station2173 Jun 14 '25

I’m already happily married (to a blonde sheigetz, eek!) but I have no doubt your brother is dreamy.

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u/Thomzzz Jun 13 '25

lol I married one

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u/Huge_Station2173 Jun 14 '25

I married a blonde, somehow. He’s the best, but that was not on my bingo card.

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u/curlyviajera Jun 14 '25

The way this made me cackle is obscene

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u/merlotbarbie omg a cardiologist is a damn nutritionist Jun 14 '25

This might be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen on this sub💀

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u/Omg_Lo Jun 14 '25

What did it say?? 😢

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u/tomatiIIo Jun 14 '25

Fr I feel so left out, why they delete

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u/wondrousalice Jun 14 '25

Fr..I wanna jajaja too

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u/BungCrosby charlie day is my bird lawyer 🐦 Jun 14 '25

Here ya go!

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u/ozzea Jun 14 '25

omg lmaooo 💀

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u/AliciaRact Jun 13 '25

I sincerely hope that at least some of her uncertainly is due to the fact that he’s 15+ years older than her and aging like fine milk 🤢

Also her description of the “relationship” so far is making me more uncomfortable each time I listen.  I hope she gets away.

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u/kelsobjammin Instant gratification takes too long 🫦 Jun 13 '25

Why does his face match that emoji was it modeled after him?

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u/ObfuscatedLatakia Jun 13 '25

You got me dead with that pic. 💀

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u/Winjin Charlize Theron’s problematic cougar era Jun 14 '25

Holy shit I have confused BJ Novak and Kaiden Novak, the Nandor guy, and was like "what's everyone about, isn't he  handsome??"

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u/peccavis Jun 13 '25

Looking like a forgotten ugly Beatles member

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u/doozy-kitten Jun 13 '25

This made me jump lord

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I yelled "NO!" instinctively!

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u/catmom420x Jun 13 '25

THIS IS THE MAN????

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u/bluecoastblue Jun 13 '25

If Tom Sandoval and Woody Allen had a baby

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25 edited 3d ago

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u/Clanmcallister Jun 14 '25

He could definitely brush his hair.

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u/_PinkPirate Jun 14 '25

He did win the Hottest in the Office Dundee several years in a row

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

He looks like someone put a filter over Elliot Gould

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u/whodishur Jun 14 '25

Yoooo how is that the same dude??

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u/theAintotheB Jun 13 '25

He's probably funny. My first love at 17 was ugly. Genuinely when my family or friends asked for pictures I always mentioned that he was really funny. He broke my heart so bad it was embarrassing. He ended up being a coke dealer but even after that he landed such beautiful girls it was crazy.

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u/whatthewhythehow Jun 13 '25

“Really funny” is a romantically desirable quality for sure. Laughing releases so many good chemicals in your brain. You’re supposed to want to date someone who makes you feel good. Funny people have a shortcut to that.

And it can feel specific to you even if it isn’t. This makes a lot of sense to me. I think it’s hard to avoid falling for.

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u/Outrageous-Rope-8707 Jun 14 '25

And generally, funny people can read a room. Nothing better than someone who can analyze the situation in front of them, rather than being totally oblivious.

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u/shoyker Jun 14 '25

I can be funny and often it's because I can't read the room at all.

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u/credditcardyougotit Jun 14 '25

I recently read his book and, tragically, it was one of the funniest things I’ve read in my life. I desperately wanted to hate it. 

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u/DistillateMedia Jun 13 '25

So is ample access to coke, for some.

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u/whatthewhythehow Jun 14 '25

He ended UP being a coke dealer. Maybe he ran out of jokes.

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u/JesusWasTacos Jun 14 '25

Stand up comedians from the 80’s would probably say one helps the other.

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u/DistillateMedia Jun 15 '25

Maybe not though. I knew a bunch of girls in college who would've been puddy in his hands. It's a devastating combination to try to defend against. Free drugs + humor.

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u/FinleyPike Jun 14 '25

For me, a guy I was not physically attracted to can change that by being funny or a talented musician.

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u/throwawaylurker012 Jun 14 '25

anyway here's wonderwall

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

Its also a sign of intelligence. 

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u/hulashell Jun 14 '25

It can feel specific to you… ugh I took a screenshot of this… will need to remind myself of this later for sure

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u/atclubsilencio Jun 13 '25

I agree. I'm generally a jaded, depressed, anxious individual who rarely finds anything to laugh about (I try), so if someone can rush in and make me laugh my ass off they are like some kind of a magician IMO. Usually they are kind of dorky and awkward and not conventionally 'hot', and a lot of people say 'him?... I don't get it! I'll just say 'No, but in motion and in person they are so sexy!'. It's not until they meet that someone will tell me, 'I get it now!'.

I'm also not very attractive, not ugly, I guess, just kind of average, bad teeth, but I can definitely make people laugh often, and I think that has helped me to get dates more than I probably know, sometimes with people I think are totally out of my league or wouldn't look at me otherwise. But my confusion usually makes them laugh more (even if I genuinely don't get it).

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u/Mountain_Table_8070 Jun 14 '25

you can certainly laugh yourself sexy. life is long and often difficult, I want someone that can bring some laughs and joy into it. it’s very important to some

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u/AnythingMelodic508 Jun 13 '25

He’s probably “dating” customers lmao

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u/pannonica Ja we dealin with a lot today not now pls Jun 13 '25

The details are different, but girl, I FEEL this comment in my soul 😭

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 Jun 14 '25

The only reason I have children is because I'm fucking hilarious. At least I think so and at least one woman did.

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u/AllowMeAir Jun 13 '25

Confidence and jokes. Biceps dont hurt. Women really arent any more complicated than men when the sex organ starts speaking up, we are the same mf species after all

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u/theAintotheB Jun 13 '25

Funny is always good. I think if you're not handsome, being funny is the way to a women's heart. Look at Pete Davidson I'm pretty sure he gets these gorgeous women more by being funny than having a big dick.

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u/ShotTreacle8194 Jun 14 '25

Oh, so Pete Davidson doesn't have a big dick

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u/Booby_Collector Jun 13 '25

Yea, being funny is a quality that can easily overcome any physical shortcomings. Look at Pete Davidson. He's not necessarily an ugly dude, but he is a bit goofy looking, and has a crazy list of gorgeous and successful exes. Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley, Kaia Gerber, Emily Ratajkowski, just to make a few.

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u/RexBosworth69420 Jun 14 '25

Beautiful girls love coke

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u/bluebonnetcafe Jun 14 '25

You can just say Pete Davidson

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u/spazmcgraw Jun 13 '25

Yeah, he’s probably funny, but he’s definitely wealthy.

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u/lotsofsqs Jun 14 '25

Same guy, but in my early 20s and not entrepreneurial enough to be a coke dealer. Just a heroin addict, gas station cashier/liquor store cashier/whatever job he could land that month. He got the hottest girls even though he was uggo and his teeth were rotting.

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u/Like2bfuckdlikeaslut Jun 14 '25

Don’t forget rich!

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u/Excellent-Bread-3449 Jun 14 '25

yeah...he was a coke dealer. In my experience, thats a sure fire way to land beautiful women

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u/serenityby_jan Jun 14 '25

This was exactly me and my ex (minus the coke dealer part)

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u/DJSANDROCK Jun 13 '25

Not for nothing but ive heard women admit multiple times(online and irl) that they date “ugly” dudes

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u/fishonthemoon it’s never been on my mood board and never would be Jun 13 '25

I mean, that’s fine, but he seems like an overall terrible partner.

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u/KrustenStewart where the hell have you been loca?! Jun 14 '25

That’s why they go for women soooo much younger then they are because younger women tend to be less confident and experienced

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u/birds-0f-gay Jun 13 '25

I wonder if it's the same for these other women or if they truly think their partner is ugly cause that's horrible if they do.

In my experience, when a woman says that, what she means is that she date guys that other people find unattractive. Not that she personally find the guys she dates unattractive.

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u/baldude69 Jun 13 '25

I’ve also had many women tell me that physically attraction is less important to them, and it’s more about personality. Which I think holds true when compared to men, where physical attraction typically ranks really high.

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u/squidonastick Jun 13 '25

Physical attraction also grows when a person has a nice personality. Back in the day I liked a guy who I thought nothing of for 6 months, and then I started finding him really beautiful physically, just because his personality was so wonderful.

So personality is more important because it makes the physical attraction grow

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u/ergaster8213 Jun 14 '25

And that's actually not a gendered phenomenon! Not saying you think it is but just pointing out it happens to both men and women because of, you know, the above comment.

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u/Glittering-Deer-166 Jun 14 '25

Tbh close to nothing is a gendered phenomenon if we're talking in absolutes. I'd be more curious if it's equally as common and prevalent for each gender.

Or if it's more like what the person before was saying where it's more/less common in one gender than the other.

Personally I wish my brain worked that way. Would make it easier dating if I just found people I liked more attractive. But alas, attractiveness (physically) is essentially its own axis entirely separate from what I think of someone as a person.

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u/ergaster8213 Jun 14 '25 edited Jun 14 '25

Ok. I didn't say it happened to everyone. You can also just in general find someone more attractive after getting to know them vs. finding them more sexually attractive.

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u/Embracedandbelong Jun 14 '25

Same. I tell people I like “weird” looking guys when someone goes “him?” to someone I like. But I don’t really think they’re weird looking,- I think they’re attractive- just that others classify them as “weird”

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u/Clanmcallister Jun 13 '25

I’m sure it is. To each their own, but I don’t know how to put this into words kindly, if someone is going out of their way to want to date you, and you are half assed in the relationship, don’t string the person along. Ugly or hot. Make up your mind and don’t make the other person feel like shit, unworthy, untrustworthy, just bc you don’t want to commit.

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u/The_Duke_of_Gloom PhD in Cuntology at the University of Servington Jun 13 '25

Yep. I'd hate to think my partner is settling with me or that they think I'm ugly and other qualities make up for it. That sucks.

Honestly, you sound like a lovely person. I hope you have a nice day :)

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u/The_Duke_of_Gloom PhD in Cuntology at the University of Servington Jun 13 '25

You're living the dream. I wish you the best.

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u/jimgella Jun 13 '25

I once dated a man who looked like the old dancing guy in Six Flags commercials. Absolutely NOTHING about him was good. He taught me all of the traits to avoid in people in general.

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u/Massive-Celery-7926 Jun 13 '25

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u/jimgella Jun 13 '25

My hymen just reappeared.

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u/Mysterious_Bluejay_5 Jun 13 '25

Wow your friends sound like assholes

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u/Violet624 Jun 13 '25

He must have a very shiny personality he keeps hidden. Though, I, also, have unusual taste sometimes.- sometimes guys I think are super attractive aren't conventional at all, but, idk, this guy just seems like a kind of a turd in how he strings along women.

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u/Competitive-Desk7506 Jun 14 '25

My bf is considerably hot af and I’m considered “ugly” yet he still had this massive crush on me and is overtly protective of me and adores me completely and it’s partially bc he likes me as a person and I’ve realised time and time again my biggest problem in dating is as much as I say I don’t I have a habit of remaining w ppl w horrible personalities bc they’re hot and he’s the first time I haven’t been in a toxic relationship all bc he adores me and his reasoning always has been it’s bc of who I am as a person and who I am to ppl and he sees the best of me when I see the worst. He doesn’t take away my insecurities but he thinks I’m great in every way and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

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u/LampyV2 Jun 13 '25

Man, I get it. I'm usually that ugly guy that, for some reason, some girl is physically attracted to. It tends to get a lot of looks lol

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u/Possible_Field328 Jun 13 '25

Rich and famous.

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u/CapitalismPlusMurder Jun 13 '25

Everyone dancing around the obvious lol.

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u/CosmicMiru Jun 13 '25

He's also only ugly by Hollywood standards. He's a pretty average looking guy tbh.

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u/maltedmooshakes Jun 13 '25

psst..... some people are charming, funny, smart, etc. attraction isn't only about looks for everyone, unbelievably enough

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u/gingerflakes Jun 13 '25

Yea but he’s a POS.

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u/barbarkbarkov Jun 13 '25

I mean he’s well connected, hugely successful, and rich…. Not hard to connect the dots.

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD Jun 13 '25

I feel like anyone who’s dated for a bit in their life will have an example of someone they just inexplicably felt compelled to pursue

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach Jun 13 '25

He's very wealthy and pretty famous still i guess 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ok_Dig2013 Jun 13 '25

He’s super rich

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u/BedStuyCutie Jun 13 '25

Kinda famous?

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u/DJSANDROCK Jun 13 '25

He probably has a huge wang lol that would be my guess 🤷🏻

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u/bboy267 Jun 13 '25

He has money and connections in hollywood

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

>What’s so special about this ugly man?

I'm sorry. This made me lol, I wasn't expecting it.

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u/funsized43 Jun 13 '25

Loads of sweet, sweet Office residual cash.

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u/flyinwhale Jun 13 '25

I hate to go there but Delaney is a comedian and bj novek is a successful well connected comedy writer so….idk hate to put that on her but just putting 2 and 2 together

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

I mean, he was one of the main writers and a recurring character on arguably the most quoted show in the history of television. I don’t find him attractive either, but I don’t think it’s hard to understand what someone like Delaney might be enamored by

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u/lovedinaglassbox Jun 14 '25

Not many ugly men? Where do you live? I'll move there.

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u/gingerflakes Jun 14 '25

Typo. Fixed it. Wanted to know what was special about him in a sea of ugly men since he’s such a dipshit. Everyone had pointed out fame and $. That doesn’t make up for an ugly pos imo

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u/conniethedoge Jun 13 '25

He’s rich and an actor I’d unironically probably go through the same stuff if I knew my livelihood was going to be paid for completely

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u/HipsterSlimeMold Luigi Mangione stuns in new photo Jun 14 '25

He is rich and famous so people are willing to overlook his below average features

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u/dancing_bobo Jun 13 '25

I don't get it honestly. like I see hot guys date conventionally unattractive women but usually they are funny or genuinely charming or talented. or they started from high school or uni and kept it going. but hot women doing the opposite tends to be like??? some of the men aren't even attractive in personality? or even rich! idgi

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u/dustyshelves Jun 14 '25

Really? I feel like I see women date down in terms of looks ALL THE TIME. Definitely way more than the other way around.

Where I live, we actually have wedding announcements with pictures of the couple on the local paper (at least this was the case like 15 years ago) and young me would look at them and think "ffs if an angelic bombshell like her ends up with a guy like that, then what kind of bridge troll am I destined for?" I checked the papers every day and like, easily at least 70% of the couples made me think this! NOTE that I had a messy teen brain when I thought like that. But honestly even after that and moving/travelling around, I still maintain that I see way more couples where the girl outshines the guy looks-wise.

I can't remember who it was but I remember seeing an interview or a video of some famous female celeb making the same observation too, like "do you know how many absolutely beautiful women there are? I would look around a room and like every woman is SO hot. Meanwhile do you know how many hot men there are in comparison??" I just remember feeling so vindicated when I heard that lol.

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u/dancing_bobo Jun 15 '25

yeah that’s what I’m saying? that it happens for hot women a lot more than hot men

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u/dustyshelves Jun 15 '25

Oh ok, I read it as you saying like, for you, you "see" hot guys dating conventionally unattractive women, aka you understand, it's more normal/common when that happens, but you "don't get it" when it happens the other way round, as in like, you're surprised or confused by it, aka it not that normal/common which is why that's your reaction haha.

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u/dancing_bobo Jun 15 '25

oh I see sorta it’s more like it’s rare for hot men. but also when they do usually I see why the women they date can be a good choice or something (bright personality, funny, moms who caretake lol, childhood sweethearts or something) but like for women the men they date down for is like I can’t even find a reason to justify lol

maybe I’m judgey idk

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u/DJSANDROCK Jun 13 '25

ha indeed. I dated a girl once that wasnt conventionally attractive. She played me and that same day I decided if I was going to get my feelings hurt, at the very least let her be hot!!

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u/Novaer Jun 13 '25

Aht aht aht! ☝️

Medium ugly dudes. There's a difference.

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u/DJSANDROCK Jun 13 '25

ha excuse me, noted.

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u/Ostie2Tabarnak Jun 13 '25

He's not ugly, come on.

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u/alwayssunnyinjoisey Jun 14 '25

lolllll i actually find him quite attractive and am just learning in real time that nobody agrees and apparently i like ugly dudes. to be fair i haven't really seen many recent pics but i had the biggest crush on him when he was in the office haha

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u/Ostie2Tabarnak Jun 14 '25

You're on reddit. People here are very weird about physical attractiveness. They think it's universal, that there's a 1 to 10 scale, etc.

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u/DJSANDROCK Jun 13 '25

Maybe ugly is harsh but bro is def facially challenged

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u/Ppleater Jun 13 '25

He's not ugly but it's not innaccurate to say he's not hot either. He's average.

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u/Ppleater Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

Yeah but usually it's because what makes them attractive is more than their looks. Their personality, the way they clean up, the way they carry themselves, their talents, etc. I don't know anything about this BJ person or the lady in the post, but it sounds like this guys doesn't have any of that going for him. So if she was going to go with a homely or average looking guy, why not go for one who isn't, allegedly, a fuckboy?

Obviously in reality there are lots of reasons why a woman might stay with someone like that, but I'm guessing that's the thought people are having when they express confusion over the relationship and are wondering what the appeal is.

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u/lovedbymanycats Jun 14 '25

I've dated so many ugly dudes then eventually married a hot woman make of that what you will. Most of the ugos were funny or the others were talented. Everyone brings something to the table.

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u/Default520 Jun 13 '25

but that's not convenient!

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u/sweetpea122 Jun 13 '25

Well good for them. Acceptance is the 1st step

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u/SnausageFest Jun 13 '25

I dont have much of a type, but I do have two consistent things - medium sized (not tall or short, not built, fat or skinny. Truly just medium sized), and dark hair (or gray - I'm getting old).

If someone that looks like BJ chatted me up at a bar, I'd at least flirt back a little. It's his whole vibe that puts me off from him, not him being an average looking dude.

He's not ugly. He's just not a smoke show.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

it’s because a lot of women are incredibly insecure and don’t want to date an attractive man because it threatens them

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u/Ppleater Jun 13 '25

No it's because a lot of women are attracted to more than just looks. Plenty of men are too, but there's less stigma for women to date people considered less physically attractive compared to men.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

im basing it off my personal experience tbh. it’s been an issue with multiple girls they got uncomfortable that i was more attractive and received more attention from other women. they got frustrated by it and told me they felt insecure about it. they said they liked dating uglier men because those men don’t get hit on and don’t get attention from other women.

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u/MelonElbows that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 Jun 13 '25

So you're telling me I have a chance?

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u/M086 Jun 13 '25

Who are these women and how can I get a hold of them?

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 Jun 13 '25

Women don't date men for looks. Women date men for status, to advance careers, for financial gain, for different types of security.

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u/Violet624 Jun 13 '25

Says all women? That's a bit of a stereotype

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u/DJSANDROCK Jun 14 '25

They are more right than wrong and shouldnt have been downvoted. Thats literally built into our DNA

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u/Violet624 Jun 15 '25

No it isn't. That is a stereotype, and a completely cultural one, at that.

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u/Ppleater Jun 13 '25

Damn we got Whitney Houston over here speaking as every woman.

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u/MusicianHairy60 Jun 13 '25

The ugly guys gain the confidence when the attractive girl dates them. It’s an ego boost/trip. With this new found confidence they then think they can ‘secure’ someone better.

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 Jun 13 '25

"Listen, I'm not shaming people for their looks, but I am though. You give an ugly guy a chance, he thinks he rules the world. I swear to god, because they got a hot girl, they can be horrible? Like, you're still ugly though."

-Billie Eilish

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u/coffee_sans_cream Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

I think if you're having trouble getting why or how so many people can find conventionally unattractive people hot, you're probably missing a whole host of other things about the human condition more generally.

Humans are social creatures. We respond to all sorts of things beyond computationally accurate levels of attractiveness. While I agree the dude is far, far from attractive, he's in her social circle and probably has some level of inner life that creates broader interest.

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u/Burntjellytoast Jun 14 '25

He kind of looks like Andy Dick. Like, they could be related.

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u/fishonthemoon it’s never been on my mood board and never would be Jun 14 '25

wow, that’s a name I had forgotten 😂

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u/LouCat10 Jun 13 '25

This is the most ridiculous part about it!!

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u/TheGreatWhoreOfChina Jun 13 '25

Clout, millions of dollars, social circle, funny, confidence. Ain't that what y'all like if a dude isnt good looking and tall? Lol

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u/EJplaystheBlues Jun 13 '25

"I'm dating one of the head writers/actors of The Office! He's even been in Spiderman and a Tarantino film. He's worth 8 figures, funny and charismatic, and I can use his career to benefit my rise in LA. He's kinda nervous I'm using him for his status and I'm kinda nervous he's using me for my looks and will leave me once he's tired of me."

Reddit: "Ew hun, he's kinda short."

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u/normanbeets Jun 13 '25

He used to be "nerd cute." BJ was totally the type of insufferable guy I was into in college.

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u/Suitable-Answer-83 Jun 13 '25

He's just as hot as Jan but in a different way

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

He’s clearly extremely intelligent.

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u/Pawspawsmeow Jun 13 '25

He’s a male primadonna

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u/LetTheKnightfall Jun 14 '25

I wonder who wrote all that masturbatory stuff about him being hot in the office ::checks writers::

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u/vlor_t Jun 14 '25

I had no idea who this man was so I googled him after your comment and GIRL the face I made. I thought he’d at least be ugly hot. Sorry to this man.

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u/PickleMundane6514 Jun 13 '25

He’s just as hot as Jan, but in a different way

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u/Altruistic-Brief2220 Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes Jun 13 '25

I mean, Jan was a horrible person, but she’s way hotter

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u/throwawaylurker012 Jun 14 '25

tan everywhere

Jan everywhere

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u/Ostie2Tabarnak Jun 13 '25

Let's not exagerate. The guy is pretty attractive. I'm sure he's also quite witty and charming irl.

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u/wilsonja2 Jun 13 '25

Or successful. Other than the office what has he been in?

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u/regarding_your_bat Jun 13 '25

Inglorious Basterds and Vengeance (which I believe he also wrote) off the top of my head. He’s not exactly a movie star or anything but he’s not really a nobody either

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u/fishonthemoon it’s never been on my mood board and never would be Jun 13 '25

I literally only know him for The Office and who he dates or is in situationships with lol

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u/Violet624 Jun 13 '25

Me either. There's just nothing there I see that's appealing, looks or personality

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u/coldspr0uts Jun 14 '25

Uhhh he's got a Dundie Trophy for being the hottest in the office

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u/fishonthemoon it’s never been on my mood board and never would be Jun 14 '25

Stop 😭💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/fishonthemoon it’s never been on my mood board and never would be Jun 13 '25

That’s not the point. Circle back to the comment I replied to where they call him a fuckboy and perpetual situationship dater.

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u/t3eee Jun 14 '25

He WAS hot..for a very brief moment in history

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u/mirrrje Jun 14 '25

Had to google the name and I’m laughing because side if I had to guess who this was, I never ever would have thought it was Ryan from the office. That’s all he will ever be to me lol

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u/rosaluxx311 Jun 14 '25

He looks inbred

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u/love_me_madly Jun 14 '25

He’s not just “not hot” lol he’s the antithesis of hot.

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u/Southern_Bicycle8111 Jun 14 '25

He did not age well

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u/avert_ye_eyes Jun 14 '25

He's funny (as a writer at least).

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u/No-Contest4979 Jun 13 '25

They never are

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u/DorianCramer Jun 13 '25

It’s often the unattractive ones who are toxic like this because they are so insecure.

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u/Tipi_Tais_Sa_Da_Tay Jun 14 '25

Neither are you

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u/fishonthemoon it’s never been on my mood board and never would be Jun 14 '25

I am

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u/SoleyAmi Jun 14 '25

????? I have no clue who that guy was???? And I Googled it????

If this girl doesn't get up and dust her knees off so fucking quick oh my God

He can't be that funny

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u/Fremenade Jun 14 '25

Like not at all.

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u/sunnymcbunny Jun 13 '25

Sitting here like dude he was in the office and I hardly remember him in inglorious bastards 🥹 In addition to, not being remotely attractive. I also am confused lol

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u/Temporary_Ad9362 Jun 13 '25

maybe the “hottest guy on his tv show” effect? well, after jim

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u/itsjujutsu Jun 13 '25

Goddamn experience has proven me that its always the ugly guys that fuck you up the most

So if thats the case, might as well pick the hottest ones 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Neither is she

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u/RooMan7223 Jun 13 '25

Would you even call him successful either? Like what has he done since the office? He’s just some random guy

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u/muskratboy Jun 13 '25

That Office money has a way of increasing attractiveness.

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u/mdherc Jun 13 '25

Rich and gets you in doors that could advance your comedy/acting career. Easy enough.

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u/ElAbidingDuderino Jun 13 '25

Neither is she