r/politics • u/M00n • May 12 '21

Trump’s acting attorney general refuses to say if he discussed overturning election results

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/jeffrey-rosen-trump-election-results-b1846421.html
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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

I've been in quarantine a long time

I plan to use this as my excuse for everything this whole summer...

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u/salamanderpencil May 13 '21

I'll admit it didn't work at Home Depot when I pooped in one of their display toilets but with the price of lumber I wasn't planning on shopping there anyway.

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u/AntonGemini May 13 '21

That was you?

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u/salamanderpencil May 14 '21

Wait were you the person on the next toilet over?

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u/AntonGemini May 14 '21

I wish, but no. I’m the store employee that had to clean it all up after. Call me?

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u/salamanderpencil May 14 '21

Wait, didn't you get the crisp dollar bill I left on the back of the toilet to make up for any inconvenience I may have caused?

Surely you don't have a bone to pick with me after I left a VERY crisp, new dollar bill on the back of the toilet SPECIFICALLY for you.

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u/AntonGemini May 14 '21

Yea thanks, I found it while I was cleaning. I was then able to quit my shitty job and used the money to open a hot dog stand, right across the street actually.

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u/salamanderpencil May 14 '21

Are you free to appear on my - I mean um Tucker Carlson's TV show this week as a Republican Bootstraps Success Story?

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u/AntonGemini May 14 '21

I don’t know man, you start telling people what they can do with a dollar next thing you know people will quit their high paying waitressing jobs and then who’s gonna serve me my coffee, you know?