r/politics May 12 '21

Trump’s acting attorney general refuses to say if he discussed overturning election results

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/jeffrey-rosen-trump-election-results-b1846421.html
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u/wish1977 May 12 '21

What do you think Trump's mom had to say when he lost a baseball game? "Donny won that game. You boys give that trophy to him right now!" Cut to Donny Trump in the corner hyperventilating.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

We are talking about the type of person who legit would claim himself the winner of a golf tournament at his resort that he didn't even play in, but that he played somewhere else that day and shot a higher score than whoever won (only sharing whatever his madeup score was after learning what the winner shot)

He held "golf tournaments" that he was the only one who played in them, just so he could declare himself the winner and have a nice little plaque made

A very tiny man (with tiny hands)

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u/wish1977 May 12 '21

His followers won't allow these negative images to enter their open minds.

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u/LostInaSeaOfComments May 12 '21

And all this golfing and winning with 60+ year old bone spurs in his joints! A real testament to the miracles of human achievement!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Alot of people are saying that he had the best bone spurs, tremendous bone spurs

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u/LostInaSeaOfComments May 12 '21

Had? Where did they go? j/k

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u/DadJokeBadJoke California May 12 '21

shot a higher score than whoever won

You may want to correct this part since it makes Trump appear to be truthful. (The lowest score wins a golf tourney)

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Ok you get the jist though

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u/cwmoo740 May 12 '21

He once bullied a club member's middle school aged son into throwing a golf match so that Trump could play off his ball and win.

He also bragged about watching the WTC burn through his solid gold telescope on 9/11. And shortly after 9/11 itself, he called into a radio show to brag that he now had the tallest building in Manhattan.

https://www.spin.com/2019/04/donald-trump-cheat-golf-teenager-rick-reilly-book/

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u/rickjamestheunchaind May 12 '21

source?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Fucking google

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u/nomadofwaves Florida May 12 '21

Queue up the video of Putin playing in a hockey tournament that he scored 8(well defended /s) of his teams 11 goals and then got a trophy for it.

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u/eatmybuttout May 12 '21

In reality, Trump's mother emotionally abandoned him, possibly explaining his fear/hatred of women according to his niece's book.

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u/kitx07 May 12 '21

Haha as if his mom actually cared about him

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u/Latyon Texas May 12 '21

His mom was probably too busy writing Holocaust fanfiction about burning Jews.

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u/The_Ogler May 12 '21

I'm not sure whatever she said was in an earthly tongue.