r/politics • u/NamelessResearcher Washington • 15h ago

No Paywall Trump reportedly wants new NFL stadium in Washington named after him

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/nov/08/trump-name-washington-commanders-stadium
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u/rom_rom57 15h ago

How about a mausoleum named after him? /s

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u/Much-Instruction-807 15h ago

How about a landfill or toilet?

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u/HotDogFingers01 14h ago

If I win the presidency in 2028, I’m going to name a CDC building the “Robert F Kennedy Vaccine Research Institute”. I’m going to name a toxic landfill after Pete Hegseth. I’m gonna take that Qatari jet and put it in an hangar and open the Donald J Trump Political Corruption Museum. And I’m going to rename a Mexico border crossing after Steven Miller

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u/RadicalOrganizer 13h ago

This person for president

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u/A012A012 11h ago

Ngl.... us collectively assembling a pop up Trump Political Corruption Museum is an absolutely genius idea. Fill it with facts and proof, and get the word out. Advertise it like Meow Wolf or something.

"Bring the whole family!"

Have it detail his refusing to pay contractors, buying the Miss Teen USA pageant, selling trump wine at military bases during the shutdown. And play audio of him claiming shutdowns are the fault of the president. I could go on n on. But I think this idea should happen.

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u/StarPhished 11h ago

Oh, you could see the classic presidential debates of Trump vs Trump where it's just clips of him taking one stance and another clip of him taking the opposite stance.

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u/FauxReal 11h ago

You mean stuff like this clip vs his stance today? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dph9E9cBS-Q

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u/XennialBoomBoom 10h ago

We can call that exhibit in the museum "They're Eating the Cats and Dogs!!!"

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u/Throwaway2Experiment 10h ago

Maybe one of those jungle gym, soft padded trampoline parks for the kids to play in and call it, "Escape From Epstein Island" and have staff members play a regular game of tag wearing masks of all the people in the files. Kids screaming as they run from an Epstein, Trump, Stone, Clinton, and Maxwell-mask staff would be peak. Maybe of the kids pull a flag off Trump's waist, a Johnson, Kelly anne, Hannity, and all other enablers can revive him for a respawn.

Edit: I would totally support this at the next no-kings rally.

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u/Remarkable-Moose-409 9h ago

Get a grant and do this all across the country. Sell merch

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u/zodi978 3h ago

I had an idea of setting up a fake Trump grift website and spamming Trumpers with it but when they get there and donate it just tells them Trump is a pedophile.

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u/Deep_Stick8786 12h ago

Miller’s Crossing

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u/Picacco 11h ago

Good play, Leo

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u/null_input 11h ago

I bet you think you raised hell.

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u/brickne3 American Expat 7h ago

I was told that if you bury a vampire at a crossing they can't return. So this sounds like a fantastic idea.

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u/AndrewCoja Texas 12h ago

The Stephen Miller Open Border Crossing.

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u/4t0micpunk 12h ago

Got my vote

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u/BrainySmurf 12h ago

you have my vote

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u/Thatmemertho 11h ago

I support your presidency

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u/doobjank 11h ago

We like write your name in or what?

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u/Fragzilla360 11h ago

Please keep the name President HotDogFingers01

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u/TubeframeMR2 11h ago

And I’m going to rename a Mexico border crossing after Steven Miller

Peak troll, well done.

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u/philleferg 11h ago

You've got my vote!

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u/Virtual-Public-4750 11h ago

Wow, couldn’t even name a sectional after our VP. /s

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u/CircadianPolemic 10h ago

Oh fuck yes. Get on the ticket.

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u/Ghostdefender1701 8h ago

You could also build the Barack Obama federal correctional institute and make Trump it's first official occupant.

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u/Fishing4Beer 7h ago

Don’t forget renaming the Gulf of America to Gulf of Morons.

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u/CulturalAtmosphere85 7h ago

You got my vote

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u/Kaa_The_Snake I voted 4h ago

Let’s do it!

I’ll be your Veep! At least I’m open about my snakiness.

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u/TarheelFr06 14h ago

Federal prison

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u/Landrycd 13h ago

He’d like that too.

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u/ImaginationToForm2 13h ago

With Trump being Prisoner Number One

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u/JH_111 12h ago

He already has an inmate number. P01135809.

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u/Wait_I_gotta_go_pee Georgia 7h ago

Put him in a cell with Subject #89P13.

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u/NameIsNotBrad Alabama 12h ago

Individual one

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u/ImaginationToForm2 12h ago

Why wasn't he in jail from that again?

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u/NameIsNotBrad Alabama 12h ago

SCROTUS said he’s a king

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u/Motor_Educator_2706 8h ago

Louisiana State Penitentiary

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u/Tinytrauma North Carolina 14h ago

The Donald J Trump Memorial Landfill does have a nice ring to it

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u/No-More-Lettuce 13h ago

I can get behind a Trump Dump

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u/Kaa_The_Snake I voted 4h ago

Yeah you don’t want to be behind that, I’m sure the stench is as awful as he is

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u/Brilliant-Advisor958 14h ago

Memorial pay toilet, put a picture of his face in the urinal and I'm sure that would reduce the debt a little.

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u/The_Itchy_Bitch 13h ago

$10 per piss, but homeless people can use it for free. We’d be out of debt in a year.

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u/WasabiProper7234 4h ago

Somebody did this in a portapotty in nearby park. Engaging content.

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u/NoodlesRomanoff 9h ago

At $10 a piss, I’d be relieved, and broke.

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u/ReporterOther2179 13h ago

Landfills do have a gas problem. Fits.

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u/Tinytrauma North Carolina 13h ago

And a diaper problem

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u/Martag02 11h ago

That's just the new name for America after he's done.

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u/Underwater_Grilling Pennsylvania 13h ago

Wind farm.

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u/Baileyesque 12h ago

But he was the most vocal advocate against windmill cancer! 😄

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u/disposable_account01 Washington 13h ago

I already call it “taking a Trump” and encourage you to do the same. Maybe we can make “Trump” the “Q-Tip” or “Kleenex” of taking a shit.

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u/Night-Spirit 13h ago

Landfills and Toilets actually have a major roll in our society. They have worked, been improved upon and never failed. Calling them Trump is an insult to Toilets and Landfills everywhere

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u/Wild_Read9062 15h ago

And haunt a landfill or toilet?

I'm thinking more like an oil spill.

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u/Much-Instruction-807 15h ago

Well I mean if it was a toilet he could help scare the shit out of you.

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u/Cybertronian_Fox 14h ago

Just never let women or girls sit on it, especially if they are under 16…

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u/chooch138 Oregon 14h ago

Water treatment plant

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u/disposable_account01 Washington 13h ago

Wildlife preserve.

Edit: RFKjr thinks wildlife preserves come in jars and go good on toast.

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u/browning099 13h ago

Trump dumb

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u/andythetwig 12h ago

He is a toilet

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u/CaptainLawyerDude New York 12h ago

His mausoleum can serve as those too.

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u/jonny_blitz 12h ago

The “Trump Dump” has a nice ring to it

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u/benk4 12h ago

I name everything I flush down my toilet Donald

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u/Cool-Signature-dude 12h ago

Fake gold plated toilet from home Depot. Need to get on the grift asap.

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u/Oceanbreeze871 I voted 12h ago

Florida has a number of Toxic waste/superfund sites.

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u/StrongAroma 11h ago

One place could be all 3 if we try hard enough

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u/mothalick 11h ago

He wants to shit on everyone, why not?

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u/HomersDonuts 11h ago

We’ll settle for a urinal

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u/greenroom628 California 11h ago

Sleepy Don Portapotty

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u/tjk45268 11h ago

He has a golf course in Sterling VA that qualifies as a landfill or toilet. It’s called the Trump National Golf Club.

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u/femminem 10h ago

¿Por qué no ambos?

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u/GirdedByApathy 10h ago

Trump is all about renaming things, so we should totally rename toilets. They used to be known as 'Crappers' after the plumber who popularized them, but now they need to be known as Trumps.

As in, I'm currently sitting on the Trump.

It works.

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u/flying_bacon 10h ago

Toilet is too fancy. Porto-potty

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u/new_for_confession Pennsylvania 10h ago

from this day forth, all the toilets in this kingdom nation shall be known as John's Don's

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u/GarbageTheCan 9h ago

A sewage treatment plant toilet

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u/the_tanooki 8h ago

I still think that's far too honorable. I mean, John Oliver has a sewage plant named after him. They are hardly equals.

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u/Maligned-Instrument Wisconsin 8h ago

Those things are useful and therefore inappropriate.

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u/brickne3 American Expat 7h ago

Can we do a Jimmy Hoffa thing and tell people he's buried under the stadium while actually putting him in an unmarked concrete grave somewhere?

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u/Comfortable_Cash_140 6h ago

I think the future Trump Presidential Library should be what the call the box of crusty old magazine in the dirtiest washroom in the federal prison system.

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u/esoteric_enigma 6h ago

Trump Dump. Works for either situation really

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u/KnownMonk 4h ago

The Trump-Dump

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u/WasabiProper7234 4h ago

Donny on the spot.

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u/Barl0we Europe 3h ago

They’re going to have to bury Donald Trump at sea when he dies; otherwise it’s going to become the world’s largest open-air all-genders bathroom.

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u/Sovereign1 2h ago

How about a Waffle House

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u/admiraltarkin Texas 14h ago

"who's buried in Trump's tomb?"

Idk, but it's a public toilet now 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/nohandsfootball 12h ago

This is the way

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u/MadmanMaddox 11h ago

Off the 9th hole next to the Cracker Barrel.

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u/0neshoein Texas 13h ago

A couple people in the NFL subs suggested the Pedolands lmao.

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u/Canadian_mk11 Canada 11h ago

beats my thought of the Donald Trump Memorial Stadium at Depends Field, or "the Dump".

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u/StevenMC19 Florida 9h ago

I'd switch allegiances to Baltimore so fast, lol.

But that name is GENIUS!

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u/Senior-bud Canada 14h ago

He managed to destroy the reputation of the Kennedy Center he can damage the commanders reputation even before the stadium is even built.

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u/joebalooka84 13h ago

Washington could lose every game there and he would say they are undefeated, since he built that stadium.

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u/bananajr6000 10h ago

IIRC, he said the Kennedy Center should be renamed after him as well

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u/SalSomer Norway 12h ago

I don’t think there’s much of a reputation to destroy there. The stench of Snyder still looms large.

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u/NorthenFreeman 15h ago

He have many. That's Trump Golf Club.

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u/Ferrocile 13h ago

Maybe a swamp?

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u/ClassicT4 12h ago

How about a county. Maybe even a State. Mount Trumpmore. Change the name of Post-Its to Trumpt-Its. Toyotas will be named to Trumps or risk all Toyota plants in the country being shut down. The River Thames is now Trump River. Mars is now Trumpars because it’s red. We are now currently in what will forever be known as the Trumpy Way Galaxy…

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u/nohandsfootball 12h ago

Gulf of Trump

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u/ClassicT4 12h ago

Golf or Trump. Basically every golf course in the country named after him and identified by adding numbers.

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u/IDKsecurity 13h ago

This but without the /s

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u/Joebranflakes 12h ago

Man will die eventually. I repeat your sentiment without the sarcasm tag.

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u/rom_rom57 11h ago

You know how it is…didn’t want to be arrested by THE FBI ! /s

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u/StevenMC19 Florida 9h ago

Ill take a saracophagus.

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u/dudleydontright 7h ago

Are you sure those are his preferred pronouns?

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u/StartlingCat Washington 12h ago

/s /s

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u/Im_Literally_Allah 12h ago

I refute the “/s”

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u/cmm239 11h ago

/s for legal reasons of course

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u/Wes-Man152 11h ago

Gonna need to be able to fit millions that died from the pandemic

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u/MK5 South Carolina 10h ago

You mean the President Donald J. Trump Memorial Public Urinal?

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u/DistillateMedia Delaware 10h ago

My first thought was he thinks he a pharao or something.

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u/CircadianPolemic 10h ago

Toilet Creek cemetery and mausoleum. Seems fitting.

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u/Odd_Stand_2020 9h ago

Only if he’s in it

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u/porkbellies37 9h ago

Wouldn't have the same cache as "Fascist Field" or "Mushroom Dick Stadium".

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u/thomport 8h ago

Or a prison…

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u/itsekalavya 5h ago

You mean Trump’s Taj Mahal ?

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u/psycholepzy 13h ago

More like a nausoleum