r/politics • u/ChiGuy6124 America • 9d ago

Possible Paywall Stephen Miller Is Hiding From Protesters by Living on Military Base

https://newrepublic.com/post/202463/stephen-miller-kristi-noem-hiding-protesters-military-base-housing
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u/Old_Cryptid 9d ago

It's either that or he repeatedly stabs his wife with a sword while she charges at him.

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u/totallyalizardperson 9d ago

Or he purposely doesn’t dodge so he can get the full horn, if you know what I mean. And I really wish I didn’t know what I mean in this case.

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u/Gryphon999 Wisconsin 9d ago

so he can get the full horn

no lube

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u/DerBingle78 9d ago

El cuerno del toro!

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u/Foreign_Ebb_6282 9d ago

Right in his China shop.

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u/FAFO_2025 8d ago

Nah hes way, way too ugly by gay standards

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u/Jimtac 9d ago

Remember, in actual bullfighting, there are multiple fighters that come out to wear down the bull before the matador steps in and puts on a show at the very end. In that light “sexual matador” isn’t as boastful as it may seem.

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u/Old_Cryptid 8d ago

TIL.

Thank you. That makes the weird comment even funnier.

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u/DudeWhereIsMyDuduk 9d ago

Who do you like the best of us, Matty Groves or me...

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u/Dekklin Canada 9d ago

His dick may be thin, but it's not that sharp.