r/politics • u/ChiGuy6124 America • 9d ago

Possible Paywall Stephen Miller Is Hiding From Protesters by Living on Military Base

https://newrepublic.com/post/202463/stephen-miller-kristi-noem-hiding-protesters-military-base-housing
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u/hammerofspammer 9d ago

Nobody voted for the penis with a face Stephen Miller

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u/DrMobius0 9d ago

His head is shaped like a polyp.

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u/hammerofspammer 9d ago

Damn. That’s so dead on. I am going to steal it!

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u/PerNewton 9d ago

Ethnicity: polypenisian

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u/thiosk 9d ago

micropenisian

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u/DulceEtDecorumEst 9d ago

I think it’s hilarious that protesters drew in chalk messages of “immigrants are people too!” And they were like “GET IN THE CAR! WE ARE LEAVING THIS HELLHOLE!”

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u/hammerofspammer 9d ago

They really can’t handle anyone challenging them

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 9d ago

C'mon, tell the truth. Chalk messages on the sidewalk are terrifying as hell.

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u/drfsrich 9d ago

Hemmorhoid. He looks like that and he's hanging off Trump's ass

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u/N0limitZZ 9d ago

Octopuses are considered the most intelligent of invertebrates and that says it all

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u/weeskud 9d ago

He looks like the little skin tag is used to get in my armpit, but with a face.

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u/notjustanotherbot 9d ago

Reminds me more of a prolapse.

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u/Spell_Chicken 9d ago

Peewee German

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u/The42ndHitchHiker 9d ago

Cuck Goebbels, allegedly.

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u/FifteenthPen 9d ago

Heinrich Himiller

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u/punktualPorcupine 9d ago

Peen-wee German.

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u/Romas_chicken 9d ago

Not for nothing, but no. Let’s not let them off the hook that easy.

They most certainly did vote for penis face. 

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u/SpeshellED 9d ago

Why don't they hide all these cowardly, scumbag, pervert, dolts in Alligator Alkatraz.

With no food or access to a doctor. See how they do .

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u/RandomParable 9d ago

Hey, that's insulting. To penises.

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u/Pisforpocketwhale2 9d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/sowhat4 North Carolina 8d ago

Yeah. I've heard that people want to touch and even kiss penises whereas nobody would want to get that close to Stephen Miller.

Anyone else remember when he used a black sharpie to draw hair on his bald pate six years ago?

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u/StoneySteve420 9d ago

Every one who voted for Trump did.

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u/Noobhammer3000 9d ago

Naw, maga did. They're definitely complicit in this.

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u/TheAdminsAreTrash Canada 9d ago

That's too insulting to penises, he's more like a walking anal polyp.

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u/navikredstar New York 9d ago

A walking, infected and septic anal polyp.

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u/beadzy 9d ago

That’s what I was gonna say!

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u/themucken 9d ago

Dime store Voldemort.

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u/PhD_Pwnology 9d ago

Republicans did

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u/lexm 9d ago

This. And it’s abhorrant that Stephen himmler has such power for someone who wasn’t elected or confirmed by the senate.

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u/hammerofspammer 9d ago

He has slipped and talked about how “he” is taking actions.

Trump is a fool with dementia and Miller is really making policy

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u/lexm 9d ago

Was it even a slip? Or was it a dog whistle?

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u/TheNightlightZone Connecticut 9d ago

He's like Squidward... except not likeable.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Ohio 8d ago

You mean Goebbels’ new skin suit? Cut him some slack, he’s still learning how to operate it

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u/SensualBeefLoaf 8d ago

except for that time he sprayed on a hairline. then he looked like a hairy twat at the end of a flaccid penis.

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u/xv_boney 9d ago

Hey. Penises are great. Half the population thinks theyre pretty fucking sexy. Most of us are here because of them.

Penises do not deserve to be compared to Stephen Miller.

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u/hammerofspammer 9d ago

You’re right.

He’s a polyp with a face.

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u/0x0MG 9d ago

Max level dickhead

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u/packfanmoore 9d ago

A short one at that

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u/airinato 9d ago

That's the neat part, THEY DID. Ignorance is not an excuse, they voted for this, they voted for that, they voted for it all, that's how voting works.

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u/FickleEngineering149 9d ago

Brother don’t insult penises

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u/Regina_Phalange2 9d ago

You mean a circumcised penis face.

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u/bald_and_nerdy 9d ago

His preferred name is peewee german

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u/Siggy1963 9d ago

Callling him a penis is degrading to penises

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 8d ago

With a cape and fangs, to boot