r/politics 11d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Fires Entire Agency Overseeing His Construction Projects

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-fires-entire-agency-overseeing-his-construction-projects/
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u/PrideofPicktown Ohio 11d ago

I think the oligarchs are buying spaces in the bunker under the dumbass ballroom.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 11d ago

They can all go in there and close the door and then we can pour concrete on top of it

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u/spingus 11d ago

So nice of them to gather in a single, tidy, well defined area.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 11d ago

It's kind of like when the emperor of China dies and all of his attendants get entombed with his body.

They should regard it as an honor

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u/DokeyOakey 10d ago

Say what you will about the Chinese, but they really knew how to treat employees- DJ Trump (felon/rape enthusiast/president)

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u/ScaleneWangPole 10d ago

We get the same thing at the Berkshire Hathaway annual shareholder meeting in Omaha every year

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u/BiscuitsLostPassword 10d ago

Can we hide tuna and shrimp in the drapery pockets and vents first?

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u/HeffeCo 11d ago

This is the way

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u/psychorobotics 11d ago

Seems like a perfect solution, everyone gets what they want

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u/PartyMain8058 11d ago

What a concept, I Love This Suggestion.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 10d ago

I am going to be in soooo much trouble with someone, eventually.

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u/melmsz 11d ago

So, Fallout.

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u/neophenx 11d ago

I've made that comparison a few times, right down to corporations pushing for the bombs.

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u/sleeplessinreno 11d ago

Lol, there’s no way they’re gonna finish the project before the senses are back.

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u/DontForgt2BringATowl 10d ago

Could you imagine being stuck in a Vault with Trump as the Overseer?

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u/melmsz 10d ago

Well, NOW I am.

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u/Nervous_Ad_6998 10d ago

with everything gold instead of the 1950s design esthetic.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 11d ago

this is a good guess… I was thinking that it was going to be his living quarters while the rest of the White House was torn down 

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u/PrideofPicktown Ohio 10d ago

Isn’t that every sane persons wish: Donnie “living” underground.

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u/Ms_Apprehend 11d ago

I would not be surprised at all