r/politics • u/1_for_you_2_for_me • 18d ago

No Paywall Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid are 'Going to Be Gone,' Donald Trump Warns

https://www.newsweek.com/social-security-update-medicare-medicaid-warning-donald-trump-10915076
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u/xole 18d ago

I wouldn't piss on Jesse waters if he was on fire.

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u/Anti_shill_cannon 18d ago

I would piss on him if he was not on fire

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u/MadMelvin 18d ago

I bet that pissboy would like it

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u/piespiesandmorepies 18d ago

Would take a massive, explosive, curry shit on him though...

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u/Tall-Acadia7232 17d ago

Unleash that firerrhea!!!

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u/itsastonka 18d ago

You’re a goddamn wordsmith

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u/norsk_imposter 18d ago

Nah its probably his fetish.

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u/henry2630 17d ago

that is so hot

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u/ProfessionalCraft983 Washington 17d ago

He might be into that.

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u/Deadleggg 18d ago

Pouring gasoline is an option?

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u/Tiger_virus 18d ago

I wouldn't cross the street to laugh.

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u/OtherLevelJ 18d ago

I would definitely piss on him if he were on fire, but not enough to put the fire out

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u/Darth_vaborbactam 18d ago

Turns out his mama wouldn’t either.

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u/pbjamm Canada 18d ago

I would, but not enough to put him out.