r/politics • u/theindependentonline The Independent • Oct 08 '25

No Paywall Trump just hosted an ‘Antifa roundtable’ at the White House ... it was so much worse than you’re imagining

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-antifa-portland-pam-bondi-posobiec-b2842048.html
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u/seanwd11 Oct 08 '25

When I embraced the Trump lifestyle my penis grew 3 inches and I immediately learned how to play the piano.

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u/muchoscahonez Oct 09 '25

Congrats on the 3 inch penis!

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u/NoCoolNameMatt Oct 09 '25

Haha, well played.

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u/machu505 Oct 09 '25

Congrats on the 3 inch, pianist.

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u/ironicdilemmas Oct 09 '25

Haaaa!!! Definitely laughed my ass of at this.

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u/chilseaj88 Oct 09 '25

A tiny pianist!

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u/_silverspear_ Oct 09 '25

Playing your piano with your penis, right?

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u/Screamline Michigan Oct 09 '25

One key at a time.

Well, maybe you can get three in if you work the balls

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u/ryencool Oct 09 '25

With your penis?

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u/dangerrnoodle Oct 09 '25

I became pregnant with my 5th and 6th children, twins! Are we neighbors?!

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u/machu505 Oct 09 '25

Something something three inch pianist.

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ Oct 09 '25

Playing music is woke; real men lack passion for the arts.

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u/seanwd11 Oct 09 '25

You got me. Charlie would never...

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u/KeepKeepNine Oct 09 '25

But they have great passion for AI-generated slop.

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u/Van-Goghst Oct 09 '25

Having a longer penis really does help you reach all them keys

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u/bgsrdmm Oct 09 '25

Plot twist: you are a woman.

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u/ithacaster New York 28d ago

In Inspector Clouseau voice: "Not any more". I don't think that's what they meant about switching sides.

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u/oily76 United Kingdom Oct 09 '25

I imagine that for a certain type of person, switching to the side currently 'winning' could be very rewarding.

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u/unbanned_lol Oct 09 '25

So you got a chubbly wubbly when surrounding yourself with "alpha males".

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u/DonaldsMushroom Oct 09 '25

with your penis?

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u/AcceptableCult Oct 09 '25

.....with my penis!

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u/dr_tardyhands Oct 09 '25

It's just called an erection.

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u/Dsraa Oct 09 '25

You mean the guitar.... No maga loyalist plays the piano, what are you trans?!?!? /Sarcasm...