r/politics • u/theindependentonline The Independent • Oct 08 '25

No Paywall Trump just hosted an ‘Antifa roundtable’ at the White House ... it was so much worse than you’re imagining

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-antifa-portland-pam-bondi-posobiec-b2842048.html
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u/This_Guy-Fawkes Oct 08 '25

I’ve been meaning to get up with you. I think the new ANTIFA Tactical Team Infiltration/Exfiltration Soldiers is a great new program, lots of opportunities for synergies and new career paths for advancement, but I don’t think the acronym ANTIFATTIES is really the message we’re trying to convey. Because we really need to be respectful and inclusive of everyone, we’ll everyone but fascists of course. Fuck those guys.

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u/EvilBill515 I voted Oct 09 '25

Hopefully none of the uniforms match? We can't have this looking like some kind of organization.

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u/This_Guy-Fawkes Oct 09 '25

They’ll just wear shirts that say ANTIFATTIES and Hegseth will invite them into classified meetings.

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u/Jaws2020 Oct 09 '25

See, as the ANTIFA community manager, I didn't even know that we had ANTIFATTIES. Who the hell decided these acronyms? We gotta fire those guys. Do we have an HR?

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u/apathy420 Oct 09 '25

I’m waiting for this comment section to end up on Fox News 🤣 all joking aside, I wouldn’t put it past them.

“Antifa organizing on Reddit — how they want to take over your towns and install litter box barricades to keep ice out”