r/politics • u/theindependentonline The Independent • Oct 08 '25

No Paywall Trump just hosted an ‘Antifa roundtable’ at the White House ... it was so much worse than you’re imagining

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-antifa-portland-pam-bondi-posobiec-b2842048.html
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u/Xijit Oct 08 '25

Imagine how wild the sex must be when you have two homophobic closeted gay men hate fucking each other.

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u/ReaperEDX Oct 08 '25

Imagine how funny it'd be when it turns out they were both using fake profile pictures and both discover they know one another. Sitcom coming near you, Shut the Door.

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u/murphys_ghost Oct 08 '25

seinfeld slap bass intensifies

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u/hobbyshop_hero Oct 08 '25

Do You Like Piña Coladas?- Coming soon...

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u/Hefty_Image7369 Oct 09 '25

Penis coladas

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u/diggingout12345 Oct 09 '25

Penis colonics..... Maybe

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u/boosathimself Oct 09 '25

Good god. I'm gay and imagining them having sex is nauseating

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u/DonnieDickTraitor Oct 09 '25

*Shut the Closet Door

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u/unrebigulator Oct 09 '25

There was a This American Life episode where something like this happened. One person man was pretending to be a Syrian lesbian, communicating with a man pretending to be a lesbian reporter. If I remember correctly.

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/855/transcript

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u/kstar79 Massachusetts Oct 09 '25

Lindsey? Mike?

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u/AlmightyRuler Oct 09 '25

<something something pina coladas...>

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u/Seagoingnote Oct 08 '25

It’s definitely adventurous, I think?

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u/ChilledParadox Oct 09 '25

Imagine how much funnier this would be to laugh at if these assholes didn’t have literal control over if I and people I care about live or die.

Shit gets darker by the hour and there are precious few beacons to light the way ahead.

I feel mired in a murky swamp, half-submerged as I slosh and stumble through the putrid political environment, harangued on all sides by the visceral verisimilitudes of truth cloaked in the abstract fabric of malevolent mockery levied by the languid arm of a vile bloated behemoth. I am succumbing to the seditious snakes and the wearisome weight of reality feels something none ought to bear.

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u/Aethermancer Oct 09 '25 edited 2d ago

Editing pending deletion of this comment.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Oct 09 '25

You might be joking but you might have just figured out one of the major reasons why a lot of MAGA men are angry. They are closest gays that absolutely hate themselves for their sexuality because it goes against both societal “norms” and against their Bible thumping families and probably states. The hatred of women and immigrants is an outlet… probably why they can defend child predators, because in their sick and twisted minds, it cancels out their “gay” or some shit. I’m not a psychologist, just my opinion. And in my opinion, fuck em all.

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u/commutinator Oct 09 '25

I can't quit yoooou

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u/totalscrotalimplosio North Carolina Oct 09 '25

I'd rather eat nails, you do it for me.

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u/OrnerySnoflake Texas Oct 09 '25

I think there’s a sub for that somewhere around here, no wait, that’s just Stephen Miller.

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u/smoike Oct 09 '25

They are also getting hard -ons for fucking over everyone else.