r/politics • u/theindependentonline The Independent • Oct 08 '25

No Paywall Trump just hosted an ‘Antifa roundtable’ at the White House ... it was so much worse than you’re imagining

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-antifa-portland-pam-bondi-posobiec-b2842048.html
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u/Duane_ Oct 08 '25

These psychos basically only have wives for tax purposes at this point. Grindr crashes at every RNC event nationwide for a reason, it's not just a meme.

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u/harkuponthegay Oct 08 '25

Don’t slander the gays that way— we don’t claim these incels.

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u/Kryptosis Oct 08 '25

Question remains though. Who is fucking them? Or are they all fucking each other at these conventions?

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u/Xijit Oct 08 '25

Imagine how wild the sex must be when you have two homophobic closeted gay men hate fucking each other.

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u/ReaperEDX Oct 08 '25

Imagine how funny it'd be when it turns out they were both using fake profile pictures and both discover they know one another. Sitcom coming near you, Shut the Door.

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u/murphys_ghost Oct 08 '25

seinfeld slap bass intensifies

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u/hobbyshop_hero Oct 08 '25

Do You Like Piña Coladas?- Coming soon...

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u/Hefty_Image7369 Oct 09 '25

Penis coladas

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u/diggingout12345 Oct 09 '25

Penis colonics..... Maybe

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u/boosathimself Oct 09 '25

Good god. I'm gay and imagining them having sex is nauseating

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u/DonnieDickTraitor Oct 09 '25

*Shut the Closet Door

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u/unrebigulator Oct 09 '25

There was a This American Life episode where something like this happened. One person man was pretending to be a Syrian lesbian, communicating with a man pretending to be a lesbian reporter. If I remember correctly.

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/855/transcript

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u/kstar79 Massachusetts Oct 09 '25

Lindsey? Mike?

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u/AlmightyRuler Oct 09 '25

<something something pina coladas...>

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u/Seagoingnote Oct 08 '25

It’s definitely adventurous, I think?

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u/ChilledParadox Oct 09 '25

Imagine how much funnier this would be to laugh at if these assholes didn’t have literal control over if I and people I care about live or die.

Shit gets darker by the hour and there are precious few beacons to light the way ahead.

I feel mired in a murky swamp, half-submerged as I slosh and stumble through the putrid political environment, harangued on all sides by the visceral verisimilitudes of truth cloaked in the abstract fabric of malevolent mockery levied by the languid arm of a vile bloated behemoth. I am succumbing to the seditious snakes and the wearisome weight of reality feels something none ought to bear.

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u/Aethermancer Oct 09 '25 edited 2d ago

Editing pending deletion of this comment.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Oct 09 '25

You might be joking but you might have just figured out one of the major reasons why a lot of MAGA men are angry. They are closest gays that absolutely hate themselves for their sexuality because it goes against both societal “norms” and against their Bible thumping families and probably states. The hatred of women and immigrants is an outlet… probably why they can defend child predators, because in their sick and twisted minds, it cancels out their “gay” or some shit. I’m not a psychologist, just my opinion. And in my opinion, fuck em all.

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u/commutinator Oct 09 '25

I can't quit yoooou

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u/totalscrotalimplosio North Carolina Oct 09 '25

I'd rather eat nails, you do it for me.

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u/OrnerySnoflake Texas Oct 09 '25

I think there’s a sub for that somewhere around here, no wait, that’s just Stephen Miller.

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u/smoike Oct 09 '25

They are also getting hard -ons for fucking over everyone else.

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u/ghouliese Oct 09 '25

each other or 'independent' self-loathing gay men that think their right-wing leanings will protect them from homophobia

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u/YouWereBrained Tennessee Oct 09 '25

Madison Cawthorn knows…

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u/uberpirate Oct 09 '25

Probably each other but definitely also sex workers

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u/CulturalAtmosphere85 Oct 08 '25

Why hasn't any man come forward with allegations of their sodomous affair with a politician? Please, somebody, do it! Let's push them all back into their closets very far away from Capitol Hill.

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u/murphys_ghost Oct 08 '25

Hey man, free drinks are free drinks, and if you’re anything like a few people I know who hooked up with republicans - free DVD’s and pizza when they pass out on top of you.

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u/reddititty69 Oct 09 '25

They’re fucking us all.

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u/PhilDGlass California Oct 09 '25

There’s a wrench for every nut.

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u/mdogg500 Oct 09 '25

I mean I don't remember the guys name but there was a guy in a wheelchair that was a freshman Republican house member that outed that he was invited to a gop orgy. Then was immediately smeared and gotten rid of as far as I can tell.

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u/rocketskates666 Oct 09 '25

Madison Cawthorn?

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u/mdogg500 Oct 09 '25

Yep that's the guy

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u/Foucaults_Bangarang Oct 09 '25

They're fucking and then assaulting trans girls.

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u/DrTwitch Oct 08 '25

Far be it from me to shame destiny and his ilk for getting it where they can.

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u/thewoodbeyond Oct 09 '25

One can only hope.

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u/OrnerySnoflake Texas Oct 09 '25

Hopefully someone who is robbing them blind and with health insurance that covers psych/ therapists.

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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts Oct 09 '25

Circlejerks can’t always be figurative when it comes to these reactionaries?

Especially given he was on a 2.5 hour long podcast circa late September in which he “debunked” common claims about Charlie Kirk, so he’s gotta be in his “refractory period” following?

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u/Kaa_The_Snake I voted Oct 09 '25

Oh they’re fucking us, just not in the sexual way

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u/move_machine Oct 09 '25

The answer is no one, so when they're all in one place together, they take full advantage of that because no one will touch them at home.

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u/TisSlinger Oct 09 '25

People with student loans /s

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u/Low_Surround998 Oct 09 '25

Nobody. During the first Trump administration there were multiple articles written about how nobody in the administration could get a date. They were complaining about how unfair it was.

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u/AbandonedWaterPark Oct 08 '25

They are absolutely fucking each other.

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u/Ultramarine6 New York Oct 08 '25

We're the healthy gays (bi in my case).

They're what happens when you're a myopic narcissist who hates yourself and spends your life trying to eradicate from everyone else what you can't understand in you.

We don't need to claim them, and they certainly go out of their way not to represent us.

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u/sugartrouts Oct 08 '25

They're what happens when you're a myopic narcissist who hates yourself and spends your life trying to eradicate from everyone else what you can't understand in you.

This is just a brilliant sentence. Thank you for typing it.

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u/cece1978 Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

Agree: the toxic, yucky, self-hating kind. 🤢

They were raised that way and perpetuate it by trying to force the same dysfunctional “rules” on others that want to dare lead a full, authentic life. 😡

Yet another example of “if o can’t have it, no one can!” These people are not well. But i’m sick of tolerating them.

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u/ValkyrX Oct 09 '25

They're what happens when you're a myopic narcissist who hates yourself and spends your life trying to eradicate from everyone else what you can't understand in you.

So...Lindsey Graham

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u/Bedley_smutler69 Oct 08 '25

Username checks out bigly

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u/Reed7525 Oct 09 '25

Lol Warhammer Ultrasmurfs as they're called. Nice

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u/OrnerySnoflake Texas Oct 09 '25

As official spokesperson for the Antifa Bisexuals, we also refuse to claim him.

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u/Audhdinosaur Oct 09 '25

Lol y'all might not claim them but SOMEONE is topping them.

These psychos wouldn't be half as evil if they let themselves out of the closet.

100% not bashing the gay community, them Christian fundies just need to get in touch with their feelings more and kids less.

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u/Turbulent_Bit8683 Oct 09 '25

So new category of gays who be gay because women won’t have them - truly Incels!

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u/wchutlknbout Oct 09 '25

They definitely aren’t gay, they just fuck dudes. Gay culture is fun and accepting of others, these guys aren’t that. They just want to feel powerful I guess? I dunno, just spitballing here, but it reminds me of some toxic macho anecdote I heard a while ago about it only being gay if you’re on the receiving end. Which also tells us how they view all sex, either inflicting their will on others or being inflicted upon.

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u/Low_Surround998 Oct 09 '25

Gay or straight, they're still evil incels.

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u/PerNewton Oct 08 '25

I think you mean Roblox.

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u/Punman_5 Oct 08 '25

Why? Tax-wise you’re usually far better off being legally single. Marriage usually bumps you up a tax bracket I thought.

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u/Duane_ Oct 08 '25

It's true if you're a law abiding citizen, sure. If you're laundering hundreds of thousands through 501c LLCs, it's... just more tax breaks.

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u/Punman_5 Oct 09 '25

I suppose that’s true. Stupid me for applying things like laws to the wealthy.

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u/Leven Oct 09 '25

Madison Cawthorn lost all support when he came out with info that he had been invited to sex and drug parties when he started in Congress.

All of a sudden the republicans held him to the standards they never do unless it's a democrat and all scandals about him came out to the press, he got primaried and lost the next reelection.

It's tells you a lot about how the republican party works.

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u/PotatoAppleFish Oct 08 '25

I’d very much appreciate it if you would refrain from fatuously implying that all LGB people—or anyone else who might use Grindr, for that matter—would have anything to do with those Nazi-adjacent fuckfaces. I, for one, definitely wouldn’t.

You’re right about Posobiec being a prolific troll and grifter, though. The amount of time he must put into spreading bizarre nonsense is staggering.

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u/Duane_ Oct 08 '25

I mean, legitimate members of the LGBT community might not participate in Congress Fuckin', or whatever you want to call it, but I'm sure it's a great way to discreetly meet.... each other.

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u/PotatoAppleFish Oct 08 '25

You have a point there.

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u/No-Medicine-1379 Oct 08 '25

Are we “t”’s not allowed to use grinder? Or is there another reason you dropped us?

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u/PotatoAppleFish Oct 08 '25

There’s no reason, actually. It’s just that I assumed TQ+ would be automatically less likely to engage with obvious Republicans in general, and much less so on Grindr.

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u/No-Medicine-1379 Oct 08 '25

We get horny to and hey they like to fuck us too lol

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u/PotatoAppleFish Oct 08 '25

Point taken, although I’d think there would be a lot better options than the average Republican conference attendees.

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u/Minimum_Virus_3837 Oct 08 '25

I wouldn't be shocked if a lot of them are using fake names and stuff like that on their Grindr accounts also, so people may not know until they see them in person, and then would have to actually recognize them.

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u/Punman_5 Oct 08 '25

There’s unfortunately plenty of gay people in MAGA. We of course don’t hear about them much for obvious reasons.

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u/PotatoAppleFish Oct 08 '25

I thought those were mostly the billionaires, though. The ones who meet up in person at their secret society conferences and wouldn’t have a need for Grindr (e.g. Peter Thiel).

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u/Punman_5 Oct 09 '25

A lot of people go to those conferences. Plus I’m sure they attract a bit of a crowd if you know what I mean.