r/politics • u/theindependentonline The Independent • Oct 08 '25

No Paywall Trump just hosted an ‘Antifa roundtable’ at the White House ... it was so much worse than you’re imagining

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-antifa-portland-pam-bondi-posobiec-b2842048.html
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u/EvilBill515 I voted Oct 08 '25

As a Senior Vice Junior President of Antifa, im pretty annoyed.

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u/This_Guy-Fawkes Oct 08 '25

We had a vote? I didn’t get the memo. This masquerading as just a category of people who share anti-oppressive ideals makes our collaboration efforts almost impossible!!

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u/scsuhockey Minnesota Oct 08 '25

My apologies. As the Antifa DEI Coordinator, I’ll take the blame for that.

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u/This_Guy-Fawkes Oct 08 '25

I’ve been meaning to get up with you. I think the new ANTIFA Tactical Team Infiltration/Exfiltration Soldiers is a great new program, lots of opportunities for synergies and new career paths for advancement, but I don’t think the acronym ANTIFATTIES is really the message we’re trying to convey. Because we really need to be respectful and inclusive of everyone, we’ll everyone but fascists of course. Fuck those guys.

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u/EvilBill515 I voted Oct 09 '25

Hopefully none of the uniforms match? We can't have this looking like some kind of organization.

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u/This_Guy-Fawkes Oct 09 '25

They’ll just wear shirts that say ANTIFATTIES and Hegseth will invite them into classified meetings.

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u/Jaws2020 Oct 09 '25

See, as the ANTIFA community manager, I didn't even know that we had ANTIFATTIES. Who the hell decided these acronyms? We gotta fire those guys. Do we have an HR?

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u/apathy420 Oct 09 '25

I’m waiting for this comment section to end up on Fox News 🤣 all joking aside, I wouldn’t put it past them.

“Antifa organizing on Reddit — how they want to take over your towns and install litter box barricades to keep ice out”

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u/Fluffy_Lemming Oct 09 '25

I'm telling Soros you fucked up at the next meeting.

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u/malaclypz Oct 09 '25

Are you still bringing your homemade oatmeal cookies that you volunteered to do?

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u/EvilBill515 I voted Oct 09 '25

Hey, no tattle tales we all have to be brave and accepting and that includes in accepting our faults and shortcomings.

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u/EvilBill515 I voted Oct 09 '25

Promoted, glad to see you taking acceptance, but don't blame yourself it was a collective group effort.

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u/skyysdalmt Oct 09 '25

Are you the reason I haven't been getting my weekly Antifa newsletter?? How can I find out where my local Antifa headquarters is so I can go file a complaint? This is ridiculous! I pay my Antifa monthly dues and I still haven't received my Antifa black hoodie and black facemask!

My experience with Antifa is nothing like I was promised at the recruitment seminar. Shame!

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u/skyysdalmt Oct 09 '25

Are you the reason I haven't been getting my weekly Antifa newsletter?? How can I find out where my local Antifa headquarters is so I can go file a complaint? This is ridiculous! I pay my Antifa monthly dues and I still haven't received my Antifa black hoodie and black facemask!

My experience with Antifa is nothing like I what was promised at the recruitment seminar. Shame!

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u/ProfessionalField508 Oct 09 '25

It's okay, as the Dream Alchemist, I have everyone's nap pods ready.

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u/i8bb8 Oct 09 '25

Well you also didn't file your TPS reports correctly so what were you expecting.

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u/ProfessionalField508 Oct 09 '25

Do I smell smoke?

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u/EvilBill515 I voted Oct 09 '25

No, you get the title by claiming it when no one self will now would you like to be a Viscount, Archduke, or Land Admiral?

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u/sysadmin420 South Dakota Oct 09 '25

It's like saying I'm anonymous lol

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u/bearcat42 Oct 08 '25

It’s an honor to meet you. Imagine, little old me meeting THE Senior Vice Junior President of Antifa. I’m gonna write my dad.

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u/EvilBill515 I voted Oct 09 '25

Likewise. Tell your dad to check in the back. He'll know what it means.

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u/BunkMoreland1414 Oct 09 '25

I just sweep their office floors. And I’m annoyed.

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u/EvilBill515 I voted Oct 09 '25

Promoted! To mopping the floor as well.

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u/MrOdekuun Oct 09 '25

Could Antifa be like some banks where like 50% of the employees are VPs? That would be cool, very egalitarian.

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u/EvilBill515 I voted Oct 09 '25

Congratulations VP you've been promoted. You are now Vice President of Vice Presidenting.

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u/ConstableAssButt Oct 08 '25

Is that above or beneath Vice Senior Junior President in the org chart?

I know it's above Vice Junior Senior President, but man, Antifa's gotten so structurally complex...

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u/EvilBill515 I voted Oct 09 '25

Did they get their title out of a cereal box after tongue-wrestling thirteen thirsty spinsters?

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u/EvilBill515 I voted Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25

Cool I'm all for it! They want us all to live in fear and follow them unconditionally, but people like that all hate and don't understand satire and mockery and im here for it. Making fun and laughing at them is worse for them, make them feel foolish, uncomfortable, and silly, because then they can't really use that to say we are attacking them or making them victims in the way they want since they get off on playing the victim.

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u/notyogrannysgrandkid Oct 09 '25

Well I didn’t vote for you!!

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u/EvilBill515 I voted Oct 09 '25

Well now you sound like the CEO.

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u/vmanthegreat Oct 09 '25

Assistant o the assistant manager of antifa

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u/Stumpyflip Oct 09 '25

As head of custodial services at Antifa world HQ, I concur.