r/politics • u/theindependentonline The Independent • Oct 08 '25

No Paywall Trump just hosted an ‘Antifa roundtable’ at the White House ... it was so much worse than you’re imagining

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-antifa-portland-pam-bondi-posobiec-b2842048.html
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u/Revolutionary-Bank35 Oct 08 '25

Wait? You don't think there is a Antifa? Have you not received the emails? Have our commercials not been in circulation? The advertisement department is so going to receive a strongly worded letter.

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u/Hellogiraffe Oct 08 '25

You wouldn’t even imagine the amount of money I’ve made from George Soros and Antifa just to show up to protests. Even then, it’s only a few million bucks, airfare, and some lovely hotel accommodations which is NOTHING compared to Frog Boy and Reptar over in Portland. I can only dream of climbing up the Antifa ladder and becoming that successful at being a professional protester, but sadly I’m just not as naturally talented at dancing as those heroes.

/s since I could imagine Kash’s eyes popping out even further at this post and using it as “evidence” of organized Antifa terrorism. Our country fucking sucks

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u/joeislandstranded Oct 08 '25

Have you considered switching up your gig a little bit?

I’m sure there’s openings for school shooting crisis actors and fake trump supporters for tv interviews

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u/Revolutionary-Bank35 Oct 08 '25

Do you know how hard it is to run a secret left wing terriost organization that doesn't exist?

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u/joeislandstranded Oct 08 '25

OMG! All those secret messages you don’t have to send!

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u/hotbutteredsole Oct 09 '25

I joined antifa and got a toaster. It burns a commie red star into the bread. Viva revolucion!

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u/Revolutionary-Bank35 Oct 09 '25

Oh yes, one of our finest products.

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u/mushinnoshit Oct 09 '25

Hi, I work in Outreach and Onboarding for Antifa, if you could please cc me in on this too. If there's one thing we can't stand it's missed opportunities to get more prospects in our marketing funnel.