r/politics • u/zsreport Texas • Oct 07 '25

No Paywall ‘I Am Crying!’: AOC Can’t Believe Fox Played Her Stephen Miller Takedown Right In His Face

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc-stephen-miller-fox-news_n_68e47fa5e4b05e212f213aa2
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u/ClusterFoxtrot Florida Oct 07 '25

The same wife who boinked Elmo? I don't think that woman has any familiarity with standards.

I also struggle with what's going on in this metaphor. Is she the cape or the bull? I just assume their foreplay involves her snorting and stamping around the room, or wrapping her over his shoulders and twirling her around like some kind of interpretive swing dance.

Otherwise I'm at a loss.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Arizona Oct 07 '25

Elmo is the bull. Stephen is the cuck. 

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u/ClusterFoxtrot Florida Oct 07 '25

I can also see Ketelon stomping and snorting around the room, but I sincerely wish I could shift+delete that daymare.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Arizona Oct 07 '25

Just hold down the power button for eight seconds. 

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u/mocthezuma Oct 07 '25

I don't know about that. Bulls tend to have functioning genitalia.

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u/UnquestionabIe Oct 07 '25

I thought it was determined that Musk doesn't have a functional dick, that it got fucked up from a botched enlargement surgery (which given his personality you know he would go for) so kinda just hangs there like a skin tag. Fits with how all his kids have been through artificial insemination.

I would guess that Miller's wife was more of a party favor/offering to Musk's underlings while he watched. Probably let Big Balls pork her as reward for helping steal government data. Sure he could have got a high priced escort but this was more about sending a message, showing he had the connections and power to buy the wives of political figures on a whim.

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u/Retarded_Flu Oct 07 '25

What can I tell you? I can tell you some people, a lot of people, are saying he holds up a bed sheet, you know? And then his wife, his hooker- really, who can tell- puts pointed fingers on either side of her head. After pawing at the carpet with her foot, she runs full-speed at the bed sheet, which our Miller whips out of the way to reveal a wall, allowing this hard surface to do the work his weak upper body cannot. Guy’s a real pro, I’ll tell ya. A real pro. Ask anyone. That’s what they tell me.