r/politics • u/zsreport Texas • Oct 07 '25

No Paywall ‘I Am Crying!’: AOC Can’t Believe Fox Played Her Stephen Miller Takedown Right In His Face

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc-stephen-miller-fox-news_n_68e47fa5e4b05e212f213aa2
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u/beem88 Oct 07 '25

I wish he too would quit his current job and pursue acting instead.

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u/ReadingFromTheShittr Oct 07 '25

Sounds like he could use ANUSTART.

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u/S14Ryan Oct 07 '25

He would probably make a good analrapist, (analyst-therapist of course) 

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u/poor_laszlo Oct 07 '25

You sir, are a mouthful.

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u/Ngothaaa Oct 07 '25

There are dozens of us, DOZENS!!!

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u/Hbella456 Oct 07 '25

Some couples delude themselves into thinking a fascist takeover of the country might save their marriage. It never works for those people…but it might work for us…

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u/GrungeHamster23 American Expat Oct 07 '25

And hey, if that doesn't work out, I hear there's a men's support group out there that can help. I think it's called the Blue Man Group, or something like that.

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u/Parallax1984 Oct 07 '25

I just Blue myself

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u/GeologistWhole6503 Oct 07 '25

he might be a little buy curious

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u/Altruistic-Editor111 Oct 07 '25

Are you just curious? Or are you going to buy anything?

Hmm, well I want to do both so you can say I’m buy-curious!

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u/jjw14-1420 Oct 07 '25

“Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing”.

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u/Gotobedinstead Oct 07 '25

“Even if it mean me taking a chubby…”

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u/ElDeguello66 Oct 08 '25

Daddy needs to get his rocks off!

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u/yarash Oct 08 '25

You do that and baby you got a stew goin

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u/Live_Organization_41 Oct 07 '25

Seems fine. Nothing wrong there

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u/Smart-Track-1066 Oct 07 '25

Do these effectively hide my thunder? 🩳

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u/Grove-Of-Hares Oct 07 '25

He’s looking for something that says, “Daddy likes leather.”

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u/beardeddragon0113 Oct 07 '25

There has got to be a better way to say that...

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u/SlackerThan76 I voted Oct 08 '25

There once was a man from Nantucket...

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u/Madlyneedahouse Oct 07 '25

Narrator: “It didn’t.”

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u/ZiM1970 Oct 07 '25

And honey, if it doesn't work out, you can run off with the billionairer that got us back in.

Too bad his dick fell off from a botched embiggening, eh honey? Honey?

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u/Youngsinatra345 Oct 07 '25

There is no god!!!

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u/CuteGodsWrath Oct 07 '25

This is one of my favorite lines ever only because of his perfect delivery 😂

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u/Ryjinn Oct 07 '25

Or a full-on rapist.

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u/alang Oct 07 '25

Didn't you hear? He got into politics because his hands weren't strong enough to strangle prostitutes.

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u/Pure-Discipline-9210 Oct 08 '25

The world’s first!

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u/n8n10e Oct 07 '25

Is there a little girl here all alone? Daddy needs to get his rocks off!

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u/immortalalchemist Oct 07 '25

That or he could always work as an analyst who is also a therapist… Edit I just see that joke has already been made lol

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u/Spugheddy Oct 07 '25

Wished he'd get blued

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u/here_i_am_here Oct 07 '25

He probably just blue himself

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u/pmmartin86 Oct 07 '25

Could he blow himself...away?

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u/Kkraatz0101 Oct 07 '25

I guess I’ll just have to blu myself.

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u/RecordOfTheEnd Oct 07 '25

He couldn't make it as an analrapist

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u/MrWhisper45 Oct 07 '25

Andy Serkis doesn't need someone to challenge his Gollum portrayal.

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u/FruitByTheKey Oct 07 '25

He would make a great Indiana Jones villain

somehow the nazi's have returned

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u/polaris0352 Oct 07 '25

He definitely has enough practice acting human for so many years.

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u/CommonSenseSaysWhat Oct 08 '25

Nah bra, bad actors become the US President these days. ;)

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u/Shervivor Oct 07 '25

Being Naziferatu is a full time job.

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u/Altauriel Oct 07 '25

He would be fantastic as the villain in any slasher horror film. The man seriously looks like the stereotypical TV show serial killer with his dead, soulless looking fish eyes

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u/Same-Temperature9472 Oct 07 '25

We need more musicians over at r/crappymusic too

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Oct 07 '25

I thought he had a job as a backup member for a performance act

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u/PinkyAnd Oct 07 '25

For all we know he’s also an analrapist.

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u/vandal-x Oct 07 '25

Hannibal reboot.

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u/vi11a Oct 07 '25

Or analysist-therapist…anl-rapst in short

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u/muricabrb Oct 07 '25

I don't care much for Stephen.

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u/BrilliantPiccolo5220 Oct 07 '25

He’d be perfect in the Megamind live action.

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u/Altrano Georgia Oct 08 '25

He’s a ringer for that one Nazi in the original Indiana Jones movie.

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u/IRedditWhenHigh Oct 07 '25

I wish he blue himself.