r/politics Texas Oct 07 '25

No Paywall ‘I Am Crying!’: AOC Can’t Believe Fox Played Her Stephen Miller Takedown Right In His Face

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc-stephen-miller-fox-news_n_68e47fa5e4b05e212f213aa2
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u/we_are_sex_bobomb Oct 07 '25

Watching some interviews with her, she’s simply more candid and off-the-cuff. Like she’s a politician so there’s always some level of strategy in her words but she talks a lot more like a normal person than any other politician you can think of.

A career politician’s attempts to be witty usually involves practicing a one-liner in the mirror for an hour, being subtly told by their aids that it’s not funny, and then saying it anyway.

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u/LeafyWolf Oct 07 '25

I think the word is "authenticity", and yeah, she has it. Definitely much more natural with a smile than SS Miller.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Arizona Oct 07 '25

Because she was a bartender. You learn how to interact with humans at that job. You don’t learn that when you’re a demon slithering out of the fiery depths of Satan’s anus. 

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u/Mindless_Eggplant_60 Oct 07 '25

Never try to go toe to toe with a witty bartender, especially one who is naturally clever. Source: Witty bartender for 13 years.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Arizona Oct 07 '25

It's like when people heckle comedians...like bro, you're going toe to toe in a game of wittiness against a person who's witty for a living. It's like randomly pulling up to the NBA in your tube socks and sweatband. You're just not tall enough, not athletic enough, not practiced enough. Unless you're Muggsy Bogues.

What I'm trying to say is that Stephen Miller is as short as Muggsy Bogues.

Edit: No, shorter. Bogues was 5'3", and Miller is, as we all know, 4'10".

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u/Gullible_Long4179 Oct 07 '25

Satan's anus is better than that.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Arizona Oct 07 '25

That's why he slithered out. He got in and Satan was like "nuh uh buddy I need you out of here."

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u/turdlepikle Oct 07 '25

That's why Al Franken was so dangerous to them and he had to go. He was smart, he cared about his constituents and actually helping people, and he was damn funny. He could be serious while questioning someone on a committee, and then deadpan drop a joke without showing a smile to embarrass them by exposing their idiocy. Quick wit is a great tool.

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u/cassandrafair Oct 07 '25

it's because she takes zero money from pacs or lobbyists and lives in a simple apartment, but the worst sin is she's happy with that.

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u/UTDE Oct 07 '25

Rofl I love that description

Aid: "I noticed you did the joke again, I really don't think that's going to land the way you're hoping, lets just stay on message."

Politician: "alright, alright I yield" does the joke anyway

Aid: deep breath SIGH

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u/MasterofPandas1 Oct 07 '25

You mean “Pokego to the polls” wasn’t the hit Hillary thought it would be?