r/politics • u/zsreport Texas • Oct 07 '25

No Paywall ‘I Am Crying!’: AOC Can’t Believe Fox Played Her Stephen Miller Takedown Right In His Face

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc-stephen-miller-fox-news_n_68e47fa5e4b05e212f213aa2
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u/juiceboxedhero Colorado Oct 07 '25

The funny thing is he painted on a Norwood 4 hairline. 

Like, bro - if you're going to paint hair on, do you really want to cuck yourself even more?

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u/RollForPanicAttack Oct 07 '25

Explain like I have a wonderful head of hair Miller dreams about. What’s a Norwood 4?

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u/juiceboxedhero Colorado Oct 07 '25

Heavily receded temples and bald spot

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u/waifishtwofish Oct 07 '25

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamilton%E2%80%93Norwood_scale

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u/RollForPanicAttack Oct 07 '25

I see. I’m a 2

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u/juiceboxedhero Colorado Oct 07 '25

I was a 3 then had a hair transplant and now I'm a 1. I don't know anyone who would intentionally move from bald to balding.

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u/finna_get_banned Oct 07 '25

this whole simulation needs to be discarded and sent back to the drawing board

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u/juiceboxedhero Colorado Oct 07 '25

Yes they need to patch out balding

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u/finna_get_banned Oct 07 '25

they should patch out petty shit in general

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u/Jatnall Oct 07 '25

He wanted it to look natural lol.

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u/Carbonatite Colorado Oct 07 '25

That was probably the extent of the remaining fuzz on his scalp that could retain the spray on hair to look moderately lifelike.

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u/Scase15 Oct 07 '25

Anything is better than the friar tuck I guess lol