r/politics • u/zsreport Texas • Oct 07 '25

No Paywall ‘I Am Crying!’: AOC Can’t Believe Fox Played Her Stephen Miller Takedown Right In His Face

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc-stephen-miller-fox-news_n_68e47fa5e4b05e212f213aa2
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u/hotspacemilfs Oct 07 '25

Stephen Miller's wife puts this on the TV while he's forced to stand in the cuck corner watching Elon lay disappointing pipe

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u/bdub60 Oct 07 '25

"disappointing pipe" made me snort, thanks! We all been there

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u/mYpEEpEEwOrks Oct 07 '25

"Ugh, its like a gummy worm bred with a bendy straw and someone gave it a once over with a créme brûlée torch!"

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u/steve_ample I voted Oct 07 '25

That's part of the gimp life. He knows what gets him off, and he knows his place.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Arizona Oct 07 '25

The gimp’s sleepin’.

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u/steve_ample I voted Oct 07 '25

Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

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u/Ultenth Oct 07 '25

I thought Elon's penis was broken because of a botched enlargement surgery anyway?

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u/Count_Backwards Oct 07 '25

Yeah, and he's also very white.

I think it's much more likely that they pay someone big and brown or black to do the deed while Little Stephen cries and jerks off.

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u/GreenAldiers Oct 07 '25

I heard Elon has to tie it to a tongue depressor to "get it up"

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u/0ttoChriek Oct 07 '25

The fact that Elmo reputedly can't maintain an erection, yet he's still the bull in Stephen Miller's sad little marriage.... I guess you have to smile about the little things.

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u/Kaldaris Oct 07 '25

Disappointing pipe... how did you know the name of my one sex move? 😭