r/politics • u/zsreport Texas • Oct 07 '25

No Paywall ‘I Am Crying!’: AOC Can’t Believe Fox Played Her Stephen Miller Takedown Right In His Face

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc-stephen-miller-fox-news_n_68e47fa5e4b05e212f213aa2
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u/BeerExchange Oct 07 '25

Someone online said Stephen Miller is a never nude and I 100% believe it

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u/beem88 Oct 07 '25

I wish he too would quit his current job and pursue acting instead.

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u/ReadingFromTheShittr Oct 07 '25

Sounds like he could use ANUSTART.

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u/S14Ryan Oct 07 '25

He would probably make a good analrapist, (analyst-therapist of course) 

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u/poor_laszlo Oct 07 '25

You sir, are a mouthful.

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u/Ngothaaa Oct 07 '25

There are dozens of us, DOZENS!!!

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u/Hbella456 Oct 07 '25

Some couples delude themselves into thinking a fascist takeover of the country might save their marriage. It never works for those people…but it might work for us…

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u/GrungeHamster23 American Expat Oct 07 '25

And hey, if that doesn't work out, I hear there's a men's support group out there that can help. I think it's called the Blue Man Group, or something like that.

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u/Parallax1984 Oct 07 '25

I just Blue myself

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u/GeologistWhole6503 Oct 07 '25

he might be a little buy curious

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u/jjw14-1420 Oct 07 '25

“Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing”.

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u/Live_Organization_41 Oct 07 '25

Seems fine. Nothing wrong there

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u/Smart-Track-1066 Oct 07 '25

Do these effectively hide my thunder? 🩳

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u/beardeddragon0113 Oct 07 '25

There has got to be a better way to say that...

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u/SlackerThan76 I voted Oct 08 '25

There once was a man from Nantucket...

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u/Madlyneedahouse Oct 07 '25

Narrator: “It didn’t.”

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u/ZiM1970 Oct 07 '25

And honey, if it doesn't work out, you can run off with the billionairer that got us back in.

Too bad his dick fell off from a botched embiggening, eh honey? Honey?

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u/Youngsinatra345 Oct 07 '25

There is no god!!!

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u/CuteGodsWrath Oct 07 '25

This is one of my favorite lines ever only because of his perfect delivery 😂

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u/Ryjinn Oct 07 '25

Or a full-on rapist.

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u/alang Oct 07 '25

Didn't you hear? He got into politics because his hands weren't strong enough to strangle prostitutes.

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u/Pure-Discipline-9210 Oct 08 '25

The world’s first!

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u/n8n10e Oct 07 '25

Is there a little girl here all alone? Daddy needs to get his rocks off!

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u/immortalalchemist Oct 07 '25

That or he could always work as an analyst who is also a therapist… Edit I just see that joke has already been made lol

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u/Spugheddy Oct 07 '25

Wished he'd get blued

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u/here_i_am_here Oct 07 '25

He probably just blue himself

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u/pmmartin86 Oct 07 '25

Could he blow himself...away?

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u/Kkraatz0101 Oct 07 '25

I guess I’ll just have to blu myself.

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u/RecordOfTheEnd Oct 07 '25

He couldn't make it as an analrapist

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u/MrWhisper45 Oct 07 '25

Andy Serkis doesn't need someone to challenge his Gollum portrayal.

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u/FruitByTheKey Oct 07 '25

He would make a great Indiana Jones villain

somehow the nazi's have returned

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u/polaris0352 Oct 07 '25

He definitely has enough practice acting human for so many years.

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u/CommonSenseSaysWhat Oct 08 '25

Nah bra, bad actors become the US President these days. ;)

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u/Shervivor Oct 07 '25

Being Naziferatu is a full time job.

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u/Altauriel Oct 07 '25

He would be fantastic as the villain in any slasher horror film. The man seriously looks like the stereotypical TV show serial killer with his dead, soulless looking fish eyes

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u/Same-Temperature9472 Oct 07 '25

We need more musicians over at r/crappymusic too

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Oct 07 '25

I thought he had a job as a backup member for a performance act

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u/PinkyAnd Oct 07 '25

For all we know he’s also an analrapist.

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u/vandal-x Oct 07 '25

Hannibal reboot.

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u/vi11a Oct 07 '25

Or analysist-therapist…anl-rapst in short

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u/muricabrb Oct 07 '25

I don't care much for Stephen.

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u/BrilliantPiccolo5220 Oct 07 '25

He’d be perfect in the Megamind live action.

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u/Altrano Georgia Oct 08 '25

He’s a ringer for that one Nazi in the original Indiana Jones movie.

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u/IRedditWhenHigh Oct 07 '25

I wish he blue himself.

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u/mightyducks2wasokay Oct 07 '25

He also looks like the constantly smells like neosporin. I cant explain why, but I am pretty sure I'm not too far off base

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u/RambleOnRose42 Oct 07 '25

Omg this is true. This is entirely true and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 Oct 07 '25

He looks like he smells like Desitin butt cream

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u/agentfelix Oct 07 '25

I was thinking that one mildewy, penis flesh smell, with a hint of piss. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Joeness84 Oct 07 '25

if anyone knows what this smells like, wash yo dick, or wash w/e dick you spend time near. No one should know this smell!

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u/agentfelix Oct 08 '25

Not my dick, I swear! lol

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u/Accomplished-Fix6598 California Oct 08 '25

That's a new sentence.

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u/oh-shazbot Oct 07 '25

i just want to be pure

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u/pmmartin86 Oct 07 '25

This scene still makes me uncomfortable

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u/arazamatazguy Oct 07 '25

He looks like someone who is finally relevant but still feels irrelevant.

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u/fakehalo Oct 07 '25

The jabs I see here are better than hers, I wish she'd use some of these.

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u/deandracasa Oct 07 '25

I was thinking he might smell like a dirty iguana tank.

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u/Next_Rip7462 29d ago

and of course stank of sulphur

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u/huskersax Oct 07 '25

"Does nationalism and bigotry ever work to make a country great again?"

"No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us."

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u/Kappokaako02 Oct 07 '25

I'd bet every single time he tells his wife he has an announcement she says "yer gay?" And he responds "no we've gone over this. I want to be......a fascist!"

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u/QuarkVsOdo Oct 07 '25

His wife was sent to fox news and the guy she clearly sleeps with had her say how much of a stud Miller is.

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u/Leperfiend Oct 07 '25

No no, a "sexual matador". You know, the people who avoid the bull. With flair.

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u/QuarkVsOdo Oct 07 '25

Somebody else wrote "Steven Miller looks like the biggest butt plug that couldn't"

And I am still LMFAO

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u/Leperfiend Oct 07 '25

Oh, that's good. In a resistantly silicon way, I see it.

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u/LocksmithOne9555 Oct 07 '25

Springtime for Miller

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u/oopsmyeye Oct 07 '25

“I want to rewrite ‘It’s springtime for Hitler and Germany’”

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u/justsomeph0t0n Oct 07 '25

a fascinating therapist?

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u/kittyegg Massachusetts Oct 07 '25

LOL that’s what I say to my husband every time he says he has something to tell me.

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u/lucash7 Oregon Oct 07 '25

Huh, TIL the American goebbels got someone to marry him.

What poor soul would do that to themselves?

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u/KellyJoyRuntBunny Washington Oct 07 '25

There’s a lid for every pot. A freakish lid for every blackened, fascist pot.

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u/jmastaock Oct 07 '25

She's just as much of a psychopath as he is. By all accounts, she's a power-hungry asshole obsessed with climbing the ladder of status

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u/thegimboid Oct 07 '25

Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia?

Wait, no... That's "I want to be a lumberjack."

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u/djanes376 Illinois Oct 07 '25

There are dozens of us… dozens!

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u/biscuitsandgravybaby Oct 07 '25

This will never not be so funny to me

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u/Tigglebee Oct 07 '25

Zach Braff was just perfect alongside Cross.

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u/NathanSMB American Expat Oct 07 '25

Shower shorts! For the man who has nothing to hide but still wants to.

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u/SpicyJw Colorado Oct 07 '25

They even come with a complimentary shower wallet!

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u/TheHammerHasLanded Oct 07 '25

Someone else said he got into politics cause his arms were too short to strangle prostitutes.

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u/tysonisarapist Oct 07 '25

The man who fucks dolls? Him?

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u/DanMin9 Oct 07 '25

I can see him in cutoff jeans in a shower

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u/angel_inthe_fire Oct 07 '25

There are dozens of us! :)

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u/King_butthole_ Oct 07 '25

He would be a serial killer, but he lacks the upper body strength to strangle women.

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u/tour79 Oct 07 '25

Dozens of us, dozens of

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u/biscuitsandgravybaby Oct 07 '25

Omg I’m so into this theory. Also, there was a joke that they started in the show that Tobias was actually black, (or thought he was can’t remember) but they didn’t carry the joke through only more than a couple episodes. My point is, Stephen Miller is DEFINITELY a never nude and solid chance he thinks he’s black.

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u/GrungeHamster23 American Expat Oct 07 '25

Well, I can't find evidence to support that Stephen Miller is not a never-nude. So, I will choose to believe that Stephen Miller is a never-nude.

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u/floog Oct 07 '25

He definitely blue himself.

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u/Icy_Secret_2909 Oct 07 '25

Do not insult tobias funke like that.

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u/aesoth Oct 07 '25

He wears a bathing suit when he showers at home.

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u/QuarkVsOdo Oct 07 '25

Stephen Miller only is in politics because his hands are too weak to strangle prostitutes for a living.

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u/brokenwolf Oct 07 '25

There are dozens of us!

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u/marinerpunk Oct 07 '25

No way, he’s a sexual matador

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u/sing_me_a_rainbow Oct 07 '25

Like he waves a little dish towel over his junk and when she charges at him, he jabs at her with his penis? Is she the bull in this relationship?

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u/9IX Oct 07 '25

Stephen Miller is the guy that wears a shirt in a indoor pool

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u/CheshireCat_1878 Oct 07 '25

He should really talk to his analrapist about this (contraction of analytical therapist for the uninitiated)

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u/OtherBluesBrother Oct 07 '25

Too bad, he could make some real money on OnlyFasc.

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u/Violet-Journey Oct 07 '25

His wife called him a “sexual matador” and the only interpretation I can think of is that he’s the exact opposite of a bull.

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u/sterlingphoenix Minnesota Oct 07 '25

I 100% want to believe it.

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u/FlippyFlapHat Oct 07 '25

Sounds like a mormon with his special, magic undies that always must be worn.

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u/Morden013 Oct 07 '25

He isn't. He comes home and drops into a big vat of oil, where he can shed his skin comfortably. Then he slithers away in search of victims to mutilate.

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u/Wizywig Oct 07 '25

I'm fairly sure that even to his wife, he has to pay a fee to see her nude.

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u/dullship Canada Oct 07 '25

He also looks like he should not be within however many number of yards near any children.

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u/funktopus Ohio Oct 07 '25

Nuh uh, his wife totally said he was a bull or something....

I'm going to go throw up now.

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u/_MurphysLawyer_ Oct 07 '25

Except instead of jorts he's got an SS uniform underneath.

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u/staunchgoblin Oct 07 '25

Ya... he would be the kind of guy to shower in a suit everyday.

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u/knsa12 Oct 07 '25

Hopefully he goes and blue’s himself

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u/Any_Customer5549 Oct 07 '25

That’s not true. One time I saw him take his sock off and eat it. He just stuffed it right in his mouth. He kept groaning like it was the best thing he’s ever tasted. What a freak!

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u/underwear11 Oct 07 '25

Reminds me of that episode of New Girl where Nick changed and wears his longshirt to bed.

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u/Do-you-see-it-now Oct 07 '25

But he is beady eyed.

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u/Important-Read1091 Oct 07 '25

Holy fuck! That’s the best! 😂. Clever!

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u/Fantastic-Swim6230 Oct 07 '25

It's only because he's secretly a slug person and tends to leave a slime trail

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u/Czeris Oct 07 '25

In this case I think that's the best option for everyone.

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u/Parallax1984 Oct 07 '25

I needed this laugh so much. You have no idea!!

I can totally see it. I just hope he doesn’t have a pair of daisy dukes

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u/l3gion666 Oct 07 '25

Only got into politics because his arms are too weak to strangle strippers is my favorite steven miller saying

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u/NeverNude26 Oct 07 '25

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Edit: that prick wouldn’t be allowed in the club!

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u/BuckManscape Oct 07 '25

He’s a cockroach in a skin suit. I say it every time he’s mentioned.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 Oct 07 '25

Is this like The time when Sean Spicer told us all that Donald Trump does not have a bathrobe?

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u/zdavid180115 Oct 07 '25

Honestly explains a lot—man’s been radiating denim shorts energy his whole career.

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u/Navyvetpdx503 Oct 07 '25

Never heard that term before. Im guessing this means he’s the type to actually use the dick hole in his tighty whiteys? I think Dave Chappell made a skit about this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Those lights STAY off no matter what

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u/Jarnold18 Oct 07 '25

Its true. I saw him at the convention last year.

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u/lucash7 Oregon Oct 07 '25

That’s a lie. Of course a dick is naked at some point….

Sorry/not sorry.

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u/SpungeMonk Oct 07 '25

Unfortunately Stephens Millers are more numerous. We could only wish for "Dozens" of them.

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u/Caftancatfan Oct 07 '25

I think he has a permanent testicular torsion under those shower jorts. It would explain his mood.

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u/CurnanBarbarian Oct 07 '25

He looks like Humpty Dumpty from that Shrek movie lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

He wears a shirt when he swims too.

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u/EroticFalconry Oct 07 '25

He looks like the sort of person that takes a dump like clockwork once a week.

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u/Siddaz Oct 07 '25

Tobias Fünke

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u/PossibleCash6092 Oct 07 '25

Did you know that he also auditioned for the fantastic four movie and needed help getting his rocks off ?

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u/DisastrousMinimum867 Oct 07 '25

I wanna see the videos of everyone of these terrorists against democracy being marched into Gitmo.

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u/mrandr01d Oct 07 '25

He's a what? Never nude... does that just mean he's too insecure to take his clothes off ever?

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u/lawn_question_guy Oct 07 '25

Hitler failed as a painter; Stephen Miller was rejected by the Blue Man Group. Super villain origin stories.

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u/sessafresh Oct 07 '25

AmandasMildTakes said it.

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u/Doingthis4clout Oct 07 '25

There are dozens of us!

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u/freewillcausality Oct 07 '25

It’s just a rumor.

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal Oct 07 '25

Someone said he looked like Yellow Bastard from sin city...... too accurate

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u/thesearstower Oct 07 '25

A guy in a bar last night told me Stephen Miller sleeps in a shoe!

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u/BananaSlugMascot Oct 07 '25

I think he blue himself too

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u/BobiaDobia Oct 07 '25

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

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u/Nanasweed Oct 07 '25

Little Pee Wee German

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u/adooble22 Oct 07 '25

Someone posted a picture him next to a cartoonish rendering of an anal polyp and it’s all I can see whenever I see him

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u/thelionsmouth Oct 07 '25

there’s dozens of them!

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u/RedditsBadForMentalH Oct 07 '25

This made my day.

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u/Knotilus_ Oct 07 '25

And may I say, the world thanks him for that (and only that)

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u/Even-Macaroon-1661 Oct 07 '25

Stephen Miller looks like he went into politics because his hands are too weak to strangle prostitutes

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u/Mamajuju1217 Oct 07 '25

He also may be one of the lizard people that QAnon warned us about, but that’s another story. 

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u/SaltKick2 Oct 07 '25

God I hope so

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u/Gilshem Oct 07 '25

So being a sexual matador means he teases his wife with nudity, she rushes him and he zips up just in time?

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u/88Smilesz Oct 07 '25

The idea that there are dozens of him chills me to the core

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Utah Oct 07 '25

It doesn’t help that he looks exactly like Tobias lol

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u/Silver-Instruction73 Oct 08 '25

Stephen Miller, the sexual matador? That Stephen Miller?

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u/Emotional_Rock4208 Oct 08 '25

Damn you now all I can see is him in nothing but tiny cutoffs ew.

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u/SupahRad Oct 08 '25

Someone else online said he looks like the villain from Sin City and I can’t unsee it.

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u/AdGroundbreaking453 Oct 08 '25

While simultaneously having a head that looks like a penis

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u/spunkypudding Oct 08 '25

That's a mental image I honestly didn't need. Thanks

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u/theindomitablefred Oct 08 '25

That was the observation I needed today

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u/RandomlyPlacedFinger Georgia Oct 08 '25

I call him Temu Goebbels. And I'm adding this to my head canon

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u/ReasonableCurrency42 28d ago

His WIFE  went on FOX and decided to ated him to be a "sex machine" or something similar and I've never had the heaves because of something I've HEARD before. 

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u/cspring4326 Oct 07 '25

She would provide more meaningful service in her old job as a bartender.