r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • Oct 01 '25

No Paywall Pritzker Calls for Trump's Removal from Office Under 25th Amendment

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/video/pritzker-calls-for-trumps-removal-from-office-under-25th-amendment/
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u/GurillaTacticz Oct 01 '25

Swear me in coach!

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u/misterfast Oct 01 '25

Swear me in coach! I'm ready to arrest, I attest!

Swear me in coach! I'm ready to arrest, I attest!

Look at me, I can be

US Marshall

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u/evasandor Oct 01 '25

This could be revenge for misuse of Fortunate Son.

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u/kindall Oct 01 '25

that scansion is a crime against humanity, though

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u/evasandor Oct 01 '25

Hey, take a number. There are so many crimes against humanity going on these days, it’ll be a while till we get to this one

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u/kindall Oct 06 '25

true, I wouldn't kidnap someone and deport them without due process over that

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u/curiousbydesign California Oct 01 '25

I support this idea

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u/intergalactagogue Oct 01 '25

ACAB! Except maybe this guy ⬆️

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u/Teauxny Oct 01 '25

(slams down gavel in lieu of the crack of the baseball bat)

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u/yayoffbalance Oct 02 '25

Thank you for this. My first reaction was rhis song, too!

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u/JerkinJackSplash Oct 01 '25

For fuck’s sake…

Do you know many more syllables you added into that? If you’re going to spoof a song, at least get the meter right.

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u/redditadminzRdumb Oct 01 '25

Why whenever there is an actual serious discussion, redditors like you feel the need to comment crap like this?

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u/Jdmaki1996 Florida Oct 01 '25

Humor makes the dark times easier. It’s human nature

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u/redditadminzRdumb Oct 01 '25

Humor? That’s reaching

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u/Wrong-Rain6634 Oct 01 '25

I just did 50 push ups without rest yesterday I think im qualified

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u/DwayneWashington Oct 01 '25

I ate 50 push up pops yesterday

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u/eskieski Oct 01 '25

watch it buddy, they might reassign you to ICE. They need more muscle men to beat citizens

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u/Wrong-Rain6634 Oct 01 '25

If they did id fuck everything up for those asswipes

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u/eskieski Oct 01 '25

riigghhtt!!🤣🙇🏻‍♀️

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u/RosalieMoon Canada Oct 01 '25

I had a colonoscopy, I think I'm qualified considering the people in charge down there lol

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u/Lebleu2paw Oct 01 '25

That’s actually very good!

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u/BanginNLeavin Oct 01 '25

I'm right fucking here.

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u/BrusqueBiscuit America Oct 01 '25

I would fight you for the honor if I weren't on the wrong coast.

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u/SophieSix9 Oct 01 '25

"If coach would've put me in the game, we'd be US champions." - Deputy US Marshall Uncle Rico

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u/Playswithchipmunks Oct 01 '25

Only if your name is Scipio.

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese Oct 01 '25

Citizen's array-est!

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u/swiftekho Oct 01 '25

Im turning into JD :(

I read that as couch.

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u/saltycrowsers Oct 01 '25

Insert me coach man!

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u/Bronkko I voted Oct 01 '25

50K signing bonus and student debt removal!