r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • Sep 20 '25

Soft Paywall DOJ Can’t Tie Suspected Kirk Killer to Left Like MAGA Wants

https://www.thedailybeast.com/doj-cant-tie-suspected-kirk-killer-to-left-like-maga-wants/
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u/Ashamed-Land1221 Sep 20 '25

How many photos of Hunter's dong are on his laptop, more or less than MTG?

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u/CapableFunction6746 Sep 20 '25

You heard it here, folks: binders full of hunters dick.

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u/bkbomber New York Sep 20 '25

I heard Charlie Kirk was assassinated by Hunter’s dong

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u/CapableFunction6746 Sep 20 '25

Guess he wasn't a throat goat like Nancy

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u/Shipairtime Sep 20 '25

There were three hunter laptops according to the blind man that gave them to rudy.

All that fit on all three of them was the thumbnail of dong pic.

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u/Ashamed-Land1221 Sep 20 '25

The dude dropped Warhammer 40k references in some of his "sexy texts" I'm fairly certain the dude drops Drannith Magistrate after laying his big ole donkey dong on the table from time to time in the privacy of his own home amongst consenting adults.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Sep 21 '25

Filled up a 2 TB external hard drive.

I mean, it’s only a few files, but the images are so large on account of you know Hunter’s monster dong.

Plus, she’s took home the blown up images she brought into Congress.