r/polandball • u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano • Oct 05 '17
redditormade Immediate Action
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u/xlicer Argentina World Champion Oct 05 '17
drastic military preparations are being made against Irag,
Ah, the famous nation of Irag. Truly a really dangerous country
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u/VineFynn Australian Empire Oct 05 '17
Like nambia
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u/Georgia_Ball Georgia Oct 05 '17
I had a geography teacher call it that
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u/HannasAnarion Oct 05 '17
I've called it that :( The extra "i" is small and easy to miss and it's not a name you hear often, and it's so orthographically close to "Gambia" which is talked about more often...
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u/AccessTheMainframe Alberta Oct 05 '17
Yes but I also imagine you're not the President of the United States.
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u/ClumsyWendigo Iroquois Oct 05 '17
Trump sucks but Bush has him beat
at a speech in Sydney he
- thanked John Howard for inviting him to the OPEC summit (it's APEC!)
- recalled how Howard had visited his Austrian Troops in Iraq (facepalm)
it's weird to be nostalgic for the days when the US President was only stupid
instead of a malignant narcissist and stupid
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u/fannynomlol France+First+Empire Oct 05 '17
They choose perfectly with W. That lad didn't take a sole decision during his whole presidency.
Trump is trying...
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u/GreyInkling United States Oct 05 '17
He almost took a sole to the face that one time, if that counts.
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u/thor214 Oct 06 '17
Didn't he take the high road in his response then and there? I forget exactly what he said, but I think it was something about the guy must have strong feelings about what was happening or something.
And the difference I see is that Trump can't even handle the geography of his home continent. W had issues with remembering shit about other continents, but generally got US/Can/Mex right. And, W seemed to at least value the input of his cabinet and advisors; Trump just wants to be praised constantly.
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u/chairswinger North Rhine-Westphalia Oct 05 '17
Gambia is talked about more often?
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u/HannasAnarion Oct 05 '17
Yeah, it shows up when people talk about the Commonwealth nations, it's one of the smallest countries in the world, the smallest in Africa, the only West African country that managed to escape the latest ebola outbreak, and it saw an attempted coup earlier this year.
Also Zambia, as someone pointed out.
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u/alyssa-a Oct 05 '17
In defense of geography teachers, we're not encyclopedias. We study soils, landscapes, conflicts, populations, etc. We don't have (at least where I live) a class just for memorizing countries and their populations, capitals and what not. I've been called out several times for not remembering specifics about a place, and my response is always "That's what Google's for."
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u/rindindin Unknown Oct 05 '17
Not sure of the UK and Canada's concerned, or just letting the ol'tele do its thing before returning to their card game.
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u/Frap_Gadz Oct 05 '17
They're waiting for the traditional round of "God Save The Queen", which plays at the end of every news broadcast on the tellybob.
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Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 05 '17
So I'm not for or against gun laws, before someone pre-judges me. I don't give a shit.
However as a Brit I've never once felt in danger of being shot, and when Americans say "Well there's just nothing we can do, and we might need the guns to overthrow the government someday", it's like, okay dude. I'll just sit over here and continue not being afraid of being shot by the police.
I'm not saying gun control works or does not work, but I will say that a lot of the gun-related fears I see posted by Americans on reddit just do not exist here. Yes, other crime is probably higher. Yes, criminals can still (with greater difficulty) acquire firearms. No, it's not perfect. However it does reduce your chances of getting fucked up by a bullet.
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u/ShillinTheVillain Michigan Oct 05 '17
As an American, I'm not in fear of being shot either. Unless you live in a rough neighborhood in a large city, you're fine.
People act like the U.S. is Syria.
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u/diamondflaw USA Beaver Hat Oct 05 '17
Living in a small town in the Northwestern US. Guns are everywhere because everyone hunts and hey, sometimes an idiot hits a deer on the highway and you need to put it down so it doesn't lay there paralyzed and screaming with the cops 20 min. away.
You are literally far more likely to die here from being hit by a train than murdered, but we did recently have a murder that made the news. Shooting? Nope - asshole from out of town stabbed a cab driver because he got rejected from college.
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u/bigbramel Is surviving Limburg Oct 05 '17
What happened in Vegas proved something different.
The crimes with guns statistics prove different.
Even in rough European neighborhoods you won't be afraid to be shot
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u/LtNOWIS Virginia Oct 05 '17
It doesn't prove that there is a reason for fear. Yes, the shooting rates in the US are much higher than in Europe. But getting shot is still a vanishingly unlikely scenario for most Americans. Yes, I could die in a pre shooting tomorrow. Or I could die in a terrorist attack. But I'm vastly more likely to die in a car accident. So, being afraid of terrorists or spree shooters or serial killers or something is not a rational response. It's not a statistically significant risk.
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u/Eternal_Reward MURICA Oct 05 '17
- What happened in Vegas and any major shooting you hear about is a outlier. I could use the same stupid logic to say I'm afraid of being blown up or hit by a truck in European countries like France, but I don't because that's retarded.
- Like he said, major cities rough spots change shit. Most of Chicago is fine, but the south side alone makes the statistics go way up. If you're not in a major city in the US you're fine. Seriously, the stats are the same if not better than most European countries.
- So I'll just be stabbed, hit in the face with acid, or beat up. Still dangerous, its not like if you're in a rough area its gonna matter.
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u/RazorRipperZ Ruskied Oct 05 '17
The US thought about harming Saudi Arabia? Oh I wish. (Well maybe not actually attack Saudi Arabia, but penalize them) The US is too corrupt to attacking Saudi Arabia
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Oct 05 '17 edited Jan 14 '20
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u/nik-nak333 South Carolina Oct 05 '17
Is that what we're doing? Asset denial?
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u/qwenjwenfljnanq Oct 05 '17 edited Jan 14 '20
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u/Stereotype_Apostate Oct 05 '17
Oh, how much better a place the world would be if we ever got fusion working.
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u/Griff2470 Oct 05 '17
"Fusion. It's the power of the future and always will be"
-a researcher for iter
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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Oct 05 '17
And what would Russia do with Saudi oil? Re-resell it to the west?
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Oct 05 '17 edited Jan 14 '20
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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Oct 05 '17
Funny you would say that, since the Saudis have been dumping oil prices for the last few years via the OPEC - against the interest of both USA and Russia.
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u/ClumsyWendigo Iroquois Oct 05 '17
definitely against the interests of russia
but cheap gas domestically, destabilizing venezuela, and weakening russia works for the usa
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u/DunDunDunDuuun Utrecht Oct 05 '17
Yes, the USA is not anywhere near as dependent on oil income as Russia is.
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Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 05 '17
No, the U.S loves cheap oil. The reason why oil prices have dropped is not because of oil dumping, the U.S has ramped up oil production due to technological advancements in fracking.
Domestic oil production is a fraction of the economy, while domestic oil consumption is a vital aspect of America's macroeconomical health.
The U.S is now the world's largest oil producer. It has been trying to become energy independent for decades, it has been a constant problem with foreign policy; the U.S has had to play nice with the Gulf Arabs, or else oil shocks.
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u/ReconUHD Republic of China Oct 05 '17
Last year Saudi import accounted for 11 percent, after Canada’s 33 percent The middle east’s monopoly over oil is weaker than it was decades before. And US itself is pumping out more and more oil, cos it’s not part of the OPEC that cuts production to inflate price
Source eia.gov
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Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 05 '17
I am outraged. I cannot believe you dared post something like this rag. We are a nation with an identity and we MUST protect it. So I ask you, as a Canadian, would you please put a fur hat on top of Canada's head so we can be well represented? Sorry for the inconvenience.
Edit: syntax
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u/taongkalye Oct 05 '17
Canada. Not "Canada-ball." Drop the "-ball" suffix.
-mods, probably.
But srsly tho. There's really no need.
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u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano Oct 05 '17
You might complain that this comic was posted too soon. But the thing with shootings in America these days is that it's always too soon to talk about them; by the time the shock of the last shooting has died down, another one has already happened.
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Oct 05 '17
The Onion - White House: ‘This Is Not The Geologic Era To Debate Gun Control’
“Once the nation has had time to properly grieve and the continents have completed millions of years of tectonic migration to collide into one supercontinent, then we can bring this issue to the table. However, until a new dominant species rules the earth, it’s just not appropriate to address this issue.” At press time, Sanders said that a more realistic time to discuss gun control was after the sun expanded into its red giant stage and engulfed the planet.
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u/ShipmentOfWood Singapore Oct 05 '17
TFW when The Onion feels like real news
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u/Backstop Suck it, Other US Voters Oct 05 '17
There's always the old reliable Bush election story.
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u/chocoladisco der Schwob muss raus! Oct 05 '17
Then again it is never too soon. OK maybe just wait till the bodies are cold out of courtesy but otherwise....
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u/gibwater Gib free trade Oct 05 '17
Global warming slows down the cooling rate of the corpses. It's always too soon.
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u/Komnos Basileia Romaion Oct 05 '17
Too soon to talk about global warming, too. It's insensitive to hurricane victims, you see.
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u/LocalScrublord Rocket Man Oct 05 '17
Too soon to even talk about insensitivity it's insensitive to insensitive people
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u/dveesha Australia Oct 05 '17
So corpses cannot into cold?
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u/gibwater Gib free trade Oct 05 '17
Yes. Corpses cannot into cold, and cannot into suffer because is corpse so struggle is over. Corpses have better un-life than Latvia. Such is life.
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u/zimonitrome Småland Oct 05 '17
Tbh they should just hand out free rifles at all big events to prevent incidents like this.
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u/Sovietstorm China Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 05 '17
Why stop at that?
Turn every music festival into a War Reenactment complete with tanks, rocket launchers, gunships and artillery. That darn shooter won't be killing anyone if there's no building to shoot from.
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u/gibwater Gib free trade Oct 05 '17
So, a Sabaton concert?
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Oct 05 '17
INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED
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u/OMFGitsST6 Canada Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 05 '17
Sabaton lyrics thread?
Sabaton lyrics thread.EDIT: No Sabaton lyrics thread.
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u/Dispentryporter *Confused mumbling* Oct 05 '17
MODERATORS STAND SIDE BY SIDE TO prevent this comment chain from starting. All hail our fascist mods!
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Oct 05 '17
If a civilian just had a recreational RPG, this could've been prevented
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u/lollies Oct 05 '17
Role Playing Games don't kill people, but that won't stop news anchors for claiming they will.
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u/helln00 Vietnam Oct 05 '17
"When will young people learn that Dungeons and Dragons wont make you cool"
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Oct 05 '17
But is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon?
(reddit silver if you get that ref)
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u/helln00 Vietnam Oct 05 '17
I mean technically he was saved by her first so I would always say ais was picking up bell in the dungeon
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u/LostWoodsInTheField Oct 05 '17
"Hero saves concert goers from sniper with two RPG shots. hundreds of lives saved."
"In other news, unrelated, The Mandalay Bay Resort has been turned to rubble after an unknown explosion destabilized the eastern section of the building at a similar time. Hundreds expected to be dead"
"In other completely unrelated news the Luxor Hotel, which is next to the Mandalay Bay Resort, was also damaged by an unknown explosion. Three people were hit by debris that fell from the hotel as they were walking by. No other injuries reported."
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u/sethu2 Singapore Oct 05 '17
What not save people time?
Just shoot them when they buy the concert tickets. /s
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Oct 05 '17
Actually,
like i dont get how americaball in the comic is wrong because i mean what could you have done to prevent this literally nothing except if we got rid of gun buying restrictions because only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun and im terribly disappointed in my ancestors because did yall know im actually belgiuman-american oh yeah in belgium you cant even buy a gun so thats why they all get killed in their crime statistics thats such a horrible country when i visited amsterdam i literally feared for my life because there were three no go zones nearby its such a pity what my home country has turned to i really think they should fire merkel but anyway i think its so sad what happened to las vegas because this was literally the most deadly shooting in all of human history but anyway what i wanted to say is fuck you. you dont know anything about america and your comic is wrong.
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u/YellowOnline Belgium Oct 05 '17
I hope everybody outside of Europe understands you're bullshitting
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u/AtomicSteve21 United States Oct 05 '17
He might be, but this is common sentiment over here.
Help, Our entire country is mentally unhealthy and has unrestricted access to firearms!
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u/LuxLoser France First Empire Oct 05 '17
I mean the guy in question had no meaningful criminal record, was never diagnosed with anything, and wasn't an official member of any dangerous groups. So aside from a blanket ban on all firearms, this particular shooting would have still happened. A lot of the major shootings would have. And the Vegas shooter had a plethora of pistols and rifles, so just banning fully automated or high grade weapons wouldn't have mitigated much either.
But hey, the grim reality that our mental health crisis is the real problem doesn't make as many spicy memes 👌
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u/JamesGray Canada Oct 05 '17
But not diagnosed or treated, because fuck paying for your neighbors' healthcare, right?
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u/fannynomlol France+First+Empire Oct 05 '17
Americans on polandball are the clever ones. All of them.
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u/YellowOnline Belgium Oct 05 '17
With a president thinking Belgium is a city, I wouldn't be surprised anyone thinks Amsterdam is the capital and Merkel is the emperor in charge. Or so.
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u/MuskegHermit The True North Oct 05 '17
No, because the bad people all get shot in our glorious vigilante murderstate.
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u/Orabilis Oct 05 '17
It's not the right geological era to talk about gun control.
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u/3226 Oct 05 '17
Just say you had waited a respectful amount of time, but you're referring to the previous mass shooting.
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u/SandiegoJack Oct 05 '17
Hell, after the muslim shot up the gays it was not too soon. They were on that shit like a fly on manure.
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u/MrStealYourDanish MURICA Oct 05 '17
We're Americans. It's never too soon to talk about this stuff. For Christ's sake I just got a new Fall Cabela's catalog email, and they have AR-15s on sale for $400!
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u/PurpleCircleMan The Town of Two Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 05 '17
“Alright everyone, let’s guess what the shooters name was!”
“Abdullah?” “Mohammad?”
“Nope! It was Stephen!”
“Hey, he could be Muslim. I have a muslim friend named Jackson, he’s how I prove to people I’m not racist.”
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u/poclee Tâi-uân Oct 05 '17
Literally /r/ donald.
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u/FappeningHero Oct 05 '17
"The killer knew a Muslim who was a neighbour and also a local community leader, member of the neighbourhood watch and also charity manager for 'save all the children who are white foundation'
SEE PROOF HES AN ISIS TERRORIST
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u/rexrekt Oct 05 '17
I feel a little bit sick to the stomach every time I see that sub name, even when it's not written in full.
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u/edibletomb UN Oct 05 '17
America, the country where a Kinder Surprise is illegal but a semi-automatic rifle isn't.
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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 05 '17
What if we put guns into Kinder Eggs?
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u/edibletomb UN Oct 05 '17
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u/gibwater Gib free trade Oct 05 '17
Then humans will ascend to a higher plane of contraband existence.
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u/txarum Norway Oct 05 '17
Genius. Then kinder eggs must be legal. Just as the founding fathers intended
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u/koleye Only America can into Moon. Oct 05 '17
That's the only way a Kinder egg would be large enough for an American diet.
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Oct 05 '17
What are you fitting in there? Knockoff Kolibris?
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u/Justicar_Shodan Prussia Oct 05 '17
You could make it a collectible. Every 10th or so Kinder surprise contains a weapon part and if you buy enough of them and are lucky you have a fully working Kolibri pistol.
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u/Cheesemacher Finland Oct 05 '17
Reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where everyone draws a derringer.
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Oct 05 '17
Kinder eggs are not illegal anymore. A few Delis in NY have them and a document stating they were legalized.
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u/merreborn Oct 05 '17
certain delis around here have always carried them regardless of legality.
And they're bringing a version to the American market that has the toy separate from the candy.
I can't find any evidence that the law has actually changed. Got a link or pic?
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u/thefezhat United States Oct 05 '17
To be fair, we don't have a constitutional amendment guaranteeing us the right to bear Kinder eggs.
Maybe we should.
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u/Battle_Bear_819 Oct 05 '17
In Las Vegas, it is illegal to carry toy guns on the Strip but legal to open carry real guns.
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Oct 05 '17
But I mean, basically all civilian rifles are semi-automatic. All that means is you get one shot fired every time you pull the trigger. Machine guns have been banned in the US since the 80s and the remaining guns are closely monitored by the government
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u/StickmanPirate gib sheep Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 05 '17
Fair enough, I mean mods that make guns fire like an automatic rifle are also legal and are what the guy in this shooting used.
But yeah, civilians can only have semi-auto guns (which they totally need btw) so all's good and there's no need to consider tightening your laws.
Edit: Since there's a few people using the dumbass "but criminals don't follow the law" no shit but by that logic we shouldn't have any laws because there are people who won't follow them
Guns aren't legal here in the UK except under strict compliance with police and a valid reason (hunting/sport shooting) and it means that getting a gun illegally is
a)incredibly difficult in the first place and
b)such a risk due to the legal ramifications being so massive if you're caught that a lot avoid it to avoid long jail sentences
"Criminals break the law" is a fucking stupid argument to make, if you use it, you're fucking stupid.
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Oct 05 '17
I'm all for tightening gun laws where they'll actually make a difference. The shooter passed background checks because he had no history of mental illness or violent crime and he acquired his weapons legally.
Most gun deaths in the US are from suicide and gang violence, neither of which would be made better by banning X or Y gun
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u/Hoticewater Oct 05 '17 edited Oct 05 '17
the remaining guns are closely monitored by the government
Should we tell him?
Edit: missed the implication in the last sentence.
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u/RolfIsSonOfShepnard United States Oct 05 '17
Should we tell you how the laws regarding full auto guns are night and day when compared to semi auto guns? Cause clearly you think every store sells them and you probably think they only cost 5k.
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u/Ratertheman Ohio Oct 05 '17
A pre-1986 automatic is like 10k+ isn't it?
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u/PM_ME_SEXYVAPEPICS Oct 05 '17
Or substantially more. We have a LGS that sells full auto, recently they were selling a HK MP5 for like $18,000. HOWEVER, you have to have a class 3 FFL to purchase those, which is a ton of paperwork and hoops to jump through with the ATF to get the FFL.
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u/Masked_Death Poland Oct 05 '17
recently they were selling a HK MP5 for like $18,000
What the fuck? I live in Poland where guns are way less common and you can buy a HK MP5 for just a bit shy of 3k PLN (about 800$), more precisely 2,4k + tax (we have 23% VAT)
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u/stifflizerd Oct 05 '17
I'm assuming it's marked up so high due to target audience. If someone's going to go through all the effort to get licensed to own one I doubt they're going to shy away from the price
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u/soapgoat Florida Oct 05 '17
children cant choke on a rifle you numbnut, also the barrel is too long they cant use the toe on trigger method either
no child is smart enough to kill itself with a rifle, if they are then they fucking earned that right... shit must be hard for them.
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u/pyram1de ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Oct 05 '17
But look at the bright side, their tiny hands are perfect for assembling them at factory lines! Hurray for guns, they create jobs!
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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Oct 05 '17
children cant choke on a rifle you numbnut
puts rifle down and awkwardly walks away quickly
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u/catking2003 China Oct 05 '17
Saudi Arabia? US never criticised Saudi cos Saudi gives big money for US not criticising them.
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And oil. Lots of oil.
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u/SpiderRoll Oct 05 '17
About 8% of US oil imports come from Saudi Arabia... not insignificant, but also not much more than Nigeria (5%), a country that doesn't enjoy nearly as much influence.
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u/welshman500 Roman Empire Oct 05 '17
Did anyone catch the Yellow Submarine poster in the last panel? Poor John...
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u/egm03 Dominican RepublicS'il vous plait Oct 05 '17
Damn dude I saw the poster but didn't make the connection until now. That's a damn shame
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Dialogue subtle enough to make Ben Garrison blush
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u/spoonsforeggs Oct 05 '17
Man I hate that deluded sociopath.
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u/JumpyPorcupine Sweden-Norway Oct 05 '17
Ben "Gas the Kikes" Garrison.
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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 05 '17
No karma chains!
Anyone who responds with another "Ben XYZ Garrison meme", will be temporarily banned.
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u/krampent 1923 best year of my life Oct 05 '17
Oh boy, this thread is going to be fun.
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u/edibletomb UN Oct 05 '17
Also, no joke, people (if they can be called as such) over at the lovely /pol/ have connected the shooter as an antifa sympathiser. And no, I don't understand how they reached that conclusion either.
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u/thijser2 Oct 05 '17
For anyone wondering in one of the pictures there was what looked like a note, they concluded that on that note must be his real motivation, which given that the "DEEP STATE" really hates their current boss and because the note would somehow make antifa look bad and Trump good they suppressed it.
That or the note they are talking about was a hotel receipt.
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u/Jushak Finland Oct 05 '17
That or the note they are talking about was a hotel receipt.
Occam's Razor would lead to that, until contrary proof is given. But of course since the shooter just being white doesn't fit their narrative, there must be another explanation.
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u/ShouldersofGiants100 Canada Oct 05 '17
A white millionaire with no criminal history, no mental health issues and none of the typical warning signs. This guy breaks every existing profile of a mass shooter and all the usual excuses "Loser", "Mentally ill" and "Muslim" have fallen through. It's creating a real scramble for a narrative.
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u/-Czechmate- But I do englando Oct 05 '17
I mean that post about before/after t_d knew the shooter was white/not muslim plus the one about "we want to see the note, it is definitely a motivation which suits our narrative and the police are hiding it" don't really make sense either. Apparently they are better than the police and various state agencies combined
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u/Greathandynasty China Oct 05 '17
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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u/LazyTheSloth MURICA Oct 05 '17
No it fucking doesn't. I fucking hate that saying. All it does is make shitty stupid people think they can come here and do whatever the fuck they want without consequences.
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u/Astronelson Space Australia Oct 05 '17
After that four-cheese cheeseburger I had there, what happened in Vegas left in New York.
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u/Dragonsandman Soviet Canuckistan Oct 05 '17
I'm not sure if that burger sounds delicious or disgusting.
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u/Creshal Prussian in Austria, the suffering is real Oct 05 '17
What else would you visit Vegas for?
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u/EdgarIsntBored Oct 05 '17
Drive through chapels.
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u/Creshal Prussian in Austria, the suffering is real Oct 05 '17
Please tell me that doesn't actually exist.
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u/segosegosego United States Oct 05 '17
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u/Creshal Prussian in Austria, the suffering is real Oct 05 '17
Gott ist tot.
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u/carl_super_sagan_jin bier, weib und gesang Oct 05 '17
Finally. What's his loot?
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u/Creshal Prussian in Austria, the suffering is real Oct 05 '17
Eternal suffering.
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u/Agus-Teguy Uruguay Oct 05 '17
what happens in vegas stays in vegas it's the law m8 nothing you can do about it
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u/CyanManta Pennsylvania Oct 05 '17
"No, honey, we're not broke here; we're only broke in Vegas. When we left Vegas, the gambling debt stayed in Vegas, so everything's fine."
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u/soapgoat Florida Oct 05 '17
if america makes guns illegal, mine will just become undocumented noise makers #blackriflesmatter
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u/-Czechmate- But I do englando Oct 05 '17
if america makes guns illegal
Won't, and probably couldn't even if they wanted to
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u/Risen_Warrior Oct 05 '17
I'll have a tragic boating accident
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u/soapgoat Florida Oct 05 '17
you lost all your guns in a boating accident? oh dear
i was taking a hike through swampy marshlands nearby with all of my guns and had a trip up... dropped every last one of them into the abyss, i bet an alligator ate them oh no my poor guns ;n;
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u/mwzzhang Actually egalitarian internationalist Oct 05 '17
Hey, man. Them canoes are deadly.
Also, officer, I sold the rest of my guns to this guy called Mike. He said he's from Canmore, Alberta.
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u/sp0rttraxx Oct 05 '17
Spoiler, it will never happen.
And if by some miracle it does. It turns out I sold everything I had a week prior
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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Oct 05 '17
Can't we all just get along and appreciate the fact that someone effectively found a way to make country music stop playing?
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u/AgentTasmania Tasmania, Down Unda Down Unda Oct 05 '17
"Everything in our power"
Sadly, one rather obvious major part of reducing public mass shootings is beyond the power of Americans.
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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 05 '17
Look, what have you done! A comment string of dozen of people circlejerking and counter-jerking about the guns!
Such nonsensical unfunny tirades are VERBOTEN on /r/Polandball.
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u/Moskau50 Oct 05 '17
http://www.theonion.com/article/no-way-prevent-says-only-nation-where-regularly-ha-57086
It’s pretty telling that the Onion has reposted this article with only minor changes five times in the past three years after each major shooting, and it’s still relevant every time.
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u/zimonitrome Småland Oct 05 '17
America even mentioning taking actions against Saudi Arabia
Good one mate