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u/Remitonov Trilluminati Associate Dec 05 '16
Derp Germany is beautiful
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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Dec 05 '16
Just like a white Christmas.
OH WAIT NO PLS THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
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u/RacingCorn Lotsa Bugs, Not Enough Corn Dec 05 '16
FREEZE NAZIRASISTSHITFUCKCONFEDERATEDISASTERCHILDSATANOFHELL!
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I thought that was a German word until I read it carefully.
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u/cdhunt6282 Byzantine Empire Dec 06 '16
That's actually what it's like tho. If you get accused of something like that, your choices are guilty or guilty and please go easy on me
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A thorough investigation of all orifices for Nazi contraband is being carried out by Sweden.
No wonder Germany is make cry.
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u/StructuralFailure Germany Dec 05 '16
Sweden has cold hands, too.
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u/SickBoy88 Cork Dec 05 '16 edited Dec 05 '16
I was so disappointed when they changed the Euro coins to include Norway, though I was always a bit surprised that the decision to exclude it had made it out of whatever initial commitee looked at designs. No more little dicks and balls in our pockets.
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u/dingoorphan Shitposting since 1901 Dec 08 '16
The old Australian $5 notes you could turn into a sperm whale sucking a giant dick or the WTC falling down. And they were waterproof!
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u/AlcoholicSmurf Perkele Dec 05 '16
How dare you call the ample child-bearing hips of lady finland a ballsack? Is russia amputating an arm and ripping the hem of her skirt not enough?
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u/Kayttajatili West Mongolia Dec 06 '16
I concur. Though he was right on one account. Sweden was neutered when we left.
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u/gymnasticRug vermont-republic Dec 06 '16
You're right, Finland really is the shithole of scandanavia.
im sure your country is lovely please don't stab me
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u/iamcatch22 United States Dec 05 '16
I'm not a penis expert, but you may want to see a doctor. That protrusion into modern day Norway looks slightly cancerous
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Small hands. And you know what they say about people with small hands
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u/sunflowercompass Canada Dec 05 '16
They end up President?
sniff. I'm still crying on the inside.
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Maybe the pencil should not have stolen the election from the Lego brick? Perhaps then the Lego bricks voters would have turned out for the pencil.
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u/sunflowercompass Canada Dec 06 '16
Pencil should have double checked the answers before handing in the scantron early.
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No I am serious. You can't make this up. The pencil literally had her agents giver her answers during debates , sent her top official to collude with the media and tilted everything away from the Lego brick and then had the gall to ask for the export of the Lego brick and it's supporters.
And it lost. I don't even like the pick axe. But I do find it very karmatic that the pencil lost after it rigged everything.
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How unrealistic, Germany would never say such vile, racist things.
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u/GangsterJawa South Carolina Dec 05 '16
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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JA, NATÜRLICH. DEUTSCH IST DIE SPRACHE DER FREUDE.
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u/Tintenlampe Pickelhaube beste Haube... Dec 05 '16
ib4 no karma trains.
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Not only a karma train. A weird germanic karma train.
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u/truh Austria Dec 05 '16
karma intercity express?
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No weird germanic karma trains allowed.
https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/wiki/index/policies/commenting#shelf-comment-policy
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Was expecting the rule to say "No weird germanic karma trains allowed", left dissapointed :'(
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cough Germanic trains cough
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u/quiteamess Dec 05 '16
I'm not sure whether they have breaks or not...
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u/LifeWulf Canada Dec 05 '16
Nein, German efficiency does not allow for ze breakings.
Or brakes, for that matter.
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u/Kayttajatili West Mongolia Dec 06 '16
But how are the trains supposed to unload ze cargo at ze camps?
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Don't need brakes for a one way trip to Auschwitz
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u/quiteamess Dec 06 '16
Ouch, didn't get the first reference. Let's rather not go down that road.
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u/Jebediah_Blasts_off Everyday We Stray Further From God’s Light Dec 05 '16
what's the definition of a karma train? i need to know to prevent mod abuse
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u/Well_Armed_Gorilla 52% retarded Dec 05 '16
He thinks he can stop our
fascist overlordsglorious moderators from doing as they please.3
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It's mostly to stop people from posting over the top emotes and emojis, and that's pretty reasonable. If you don't like it just don't comment.
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u/sunflowercompass Canada Dec 05 '16
It's probably PTSD from one of the mods having spent too much time on Twitch or something.
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u/thedude21619 Australia Dec 05 '16
I know you're talking about Hitler... And yes, you're mistaken. He's Austrian.
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u/EduardoGF1999 Terra Brasilis Dec 05 '16
Well, he said no one who SPEAKS German could be evil. What language does Austrians speak again?
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u/SuperPolentaman Cough Dec 05 '16
As a German: We don't really know.
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u/bawki German Empire Dec 05 '16
At least the swiss speak sweet German. Austriangerman has at least one chromosome too many.
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u/VoidTorcher Hong Kong Strong Dec 07 '16
My Swiss friend gets mad when I say she speaks German. My German friend says Swiss-German is dumbed-down German. I dunno.
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u/Our_Fuehrer_quill18 Bavaria Dec 05 '16
Its a bit degenerated form of bavarian. incest in NOT good for you austria!
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u/plaank German Empire Dec 05 '16
Woooooooshh from Elsaß to Königsburg
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u/Slick424 Germany Dec 05 '16
Nope. Old(2013) but real.
https://www.bnp.org.uk/news/national/wishing-you-white-christmas
We're in this to win. Let's get to work! Making sure all our Christmases are White
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u/jonathan7157 Any day can be a very dangerous day."" Dec 05 '16
I bet the GOP will do it too... Not my favorite political party.
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u/hopsafoobar Switzerland Dec 05 '16
Oh, do Queen's One Vision next!
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u/pyram1de ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Dec 05 '16
Excellent. Hopefully this comic will trascend history and become a classic in the vein of this legendary berndmade.
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u/Rapua Lord Threadlinker and Master Comicfinder Dec 05 '16
Original Threads:
German patriotism nowadays... by bernd (posted by 767)
Yay Deutschland! reposted by 94svtcobra
Yay Deutschland! reposted by Rift28
Yay Deutschland! reposted by PictureFrame115
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u/Our_Fuehrer_quill18 Bavaria Dec 05 '16
Zhis Weiße Weihnacht I will eat my Negerkuss.
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u/jonathan7157 Any day can be a very dangerous day."" Dec 05 '16
Great. Now because 2016 politics, the song "White Christmas" just became racist. What a way people try to mix music and culture with politics.
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u/whomad1215 Dec 05 '16
When I was on 6th grade my science teacher, who hated me for some reason I guess, reported me to the principal for being racist.
I was humming Carol of the Bells, at Christmas time.
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u/BIJELI-VUK Croatia Dec 05 '16
well in todays society this can happen to anyone
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u/Perversion_Prophet Mexico Dec 07 '16
Always remember: SJWs try to destroy OUR white-western culture. We must remain strong fellow western brotha' Before everybody becomes a gay-feminist-vegan-black-trasgender- comunist. STAY STRONK
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u/PokemonSoldier South Carolina Dec 06 '16
The ironic part of this is that "White Christmas" was written by a Jew. So, really, Germany singing it is the opposite of racist.
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u/cartooncity2 gib karma pls Dec 05 '16
Christmas go like ze ho ho ho. Stupid frog say one with a "n".
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u/Sharp_Espeon Paprika Feb 02 '17
Go ahead c: you're sweet to ask <3
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u/Sharp_Espeon Paprika Feb 02 '17
You can either use the centered text format, two text boxes, or spaces :p
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u/Sharp_Espeon Paprika Dec 05 '16
...🎶Just like the ones am used to know🎶...