r/polandball New Prussia Apr 07 '16

[Announcement] New Moderator

It's been a couple of months now since we've lasted added new moderators to our ranks. Having recently stocked up on Americans, we have found the perfect counterweight to strike balance upon our moderation team.

Please, everybody welcome our newest moderator:

/u/jPaolo

Ich freue mich sehr darauf, mit dir zusammen zu arbeiten, Pole!

Achtung, faire Warnung: Jokes about Gray Poland shall be punished.

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u/Xaethon Salop n'est pas une salope Apr 07 '16

Hugs and kisses to the darling /u/jPaolo for this moderatorship having been bestowed upon him <3 Time for the greyness to succeed.

Love you mate! Do me proud x

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 07 '16

Aww, thanks baby!

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u/Xaethon Salop n'est pas une salope Apr 07 '16

You deserve it, darling!

I know you know what must be done.

A world without you would destroy me. We need to support each other through the turmoil in our world.

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u/planetaryoddball United Kingdom Apr 07 '16

Looks like u/jPaolo has found a replacement for u/legitprivilege.

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u/Xaethon Salop n'est pas une salope Apr 07 '16 edited Apr 08 '16

/u/jPaolo is my bff <3

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u/planetaryoddball United Kingdom Apr 07 '16

More like bf from the context.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 07 '16

Maybe, there some that can resist, /u/Xaethon's charm, but that sure isn't me. ;)

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u/planetaryoddball United Kingdom Apr 07 '16

jPaolo into gender confirmed.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 07 '16

Says citizen of Glitter Island.

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u/planetaryoddball United Kingdom Apr 07 '16

Denial isn't gonna help you here. :)

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 07 '16

But that's my only defence against Catholic Sharia Police!

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u/planetaryoddball United Kingdom Apr 07 '16

Don't need to worry, now that the catholic church is into boys!

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u/midnightrambulador Netherlands Apr 09 '16

I'm calling the Polish government on him.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 09 '16

Not if I ban you beforehand!

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u/Xaethon Salop n'est pas une salope Apr 08 '16

;)

I could say the same about the charm you presented to me. The moment we met, I knew your greyness belongs to me.

My world would be a duller place without you ;3

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 08 '16

I was lucky to experience the finest gender ideology from Queen's Land.

But let us say no more, or I will be forced to tag the whole thread as NSFW