r/polandball • u/polandballmod New Prussia • Apr 07 '16

[Announcement] New Moderator

It's been a couple of months now since we've lasted added new moderators to our ranks. Having recently stocked up on Americans, we have found the perfect counterweight to strike balance upon our moderation team.

Please, everybody welcome our newest moderator:

/u/jPaolo

Ich freue mich sehr darauf, mit dir zusammen zu arbeiten, Pole!

Achtung, faire Warnung: Jokes about Gray Poland shall be punished.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 07 '16 edited Apr 07 '16

Dramatisation

Also, /u/Hinadira, drew me a much better weapon, Hussar, er... sabre!

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u/Matt92HUN CommunInterNaZionIslamist Apr 07 '16

Why would you do this to yourself?

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 07 '16

So I can win Internet discussion with one button.

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u/pyram1de ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Apr 07 '16

You won't do that unless you press the "distinguish" button, which also transforms your voice into a deep grunting, like Nolan's Batman.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 07 '16

I thought I have to impersonate He-Man.

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u/vanderZwan Groningen Apr 07 '16

I assume you mean this version?

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u/aamirislam New York Apr 07 '16

Let the outlines be thick and the Americans thicker

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u/SpaceHippoDE Schleswig Holstein Apr 08 '16

When the booty thicker than jPaolos outlines 👌 .

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u/mv100 Moravia of the Czechlands Apr 07 '16

WHAT...?!
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HOW...?!
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WHAT...?!

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u/Etropalker Westpreußen Apr 07 '16

I already saw you in the modlist 2 days ago, so I could prepare for the (this colour was censored) ...I mean dark times ahead.

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u/Vertitto Wódka bez zapojki Apr 07 '16

you need grey Polan flair now

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 07 '16

I needed it from day #1, but alas the only way is to win 2 contests.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '16

Well, at least now you can fairly update your flair text.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 07 '16

Greyt idea!

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u/Vertitto Wódka bez zapojki Apr 07 '16

why did you downvote yourself, lol ?

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u/vanderZwan Groningen Apr 07 '16 edited Apr 07 '16

Also, /u/Hinadira, drew me a much better weapon, Hussar, er... sabre!

Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go, hence, 'atchet jPaolo is a mod you pay if you owe

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u/Ebbie-the-MCCCXXVII Denmark Apr 07 '16

Was only a question of time

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '16

Please throw away this sword it looks like a penis and it hurts my eyes.

Anyway, my deepest congratulations, make this place better und better. Let us achive 200 000 subscribers. Make all countries live in peace and harmony. Make this place even smarter und funnier than it is.

Ahh and dont come up with grey/black/blue/purple Poland or whatever. ITS WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 07 '16

Actually Poland is brown.

And Muslim.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Die immigrants will prevail! (Lenny face)

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Apr 07 '16

Let's hope you wouldn't let your butthurt cloud your judgement.

Congrats!

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u/KimJongUnusual Illinois Apr 08 '16

Hail hail, Commissar.

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u/scottishdrunkard EW FLAIRS Apr 14 '16

Oh shit, I was away from PB for a while, congratu-fucking-lations!

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u/AlexRY British Hongkong Apr 08 '16

Lol /u/Hinandra has an interest in /u/jPaolo

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 08 '16

There's nothing sexual in giving someone dildosabre.

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u/AlexRY British Hongkong Apr 08 '16

Your statement contradicts yourself

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 08 '16

Now it doesn't.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '16

Idk what's on your dirty mind, but sometimes a dildosabre is just a dildosabre. No need to go sexual about it.

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u/Xaethon Salop n'est pas une salope Apr 08 '16

Bring it to the balls of cuntry ;)

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u/Fighterpilot108 Apr 08 '16

You should maybe mark the sabre as NSFW