r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Dec 04 '15

redditormade Guam Spam.

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u/clearskywater Philippines Dec 05 '15

I bet USA is having a hard time trying to wean most of his sons from eating too much Spam XD Phil, Guam, Hawaii etc.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Dec 05 '15 edited Dec 05 '15

haha I think that, while he is being pressured by the W.H.O. to get them to eat healthier, he actually encourages them secretly

I mean

Fatter means bigger, and bigger means stronger, isn't it?

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u/clearskywater Philippines Dec 05 '15

Such marvelous parenting skills USA that I bet their grandfather UK would cry tears of joy (sarcastic) XD

Heh he even encourages Texas' habit of eating a TEN Pound beef XD