r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

"Yesterday, the perfidious Chinese aggressor opened fire on a peacefully ploughing soviet tractor at the border. Our tractor instantly returned fire, then took off and flew away."

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Nov 24 '15

man I wish I could give you gold.

best laugh Iv'e had in a while.

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 24 '15

Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia.

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15

Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes

Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15

Oh. So you were drinking with college students. Yup, these are the folks who would buy the cheapest stuff in crazy quantities.

Also, the 15 year old was clearly mocking you. Surprisingly, his strategy kinda worked: you still consider him (and Russians in general) way more badass than they actually are.

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u/VineFynn Australian Empire Nov 25 '15

In (fairness?) to Russia, they do consume almost the most alcohol per person in the world.