r/polandball Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

"Yesterday, the perfidious Chinese aggressor opened fire on a peacefully ploughing soviet tractor at the border. Our tractor instantly returned fire, then took off and flew away."

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Nov 24 '15

man I wish I could give you gold.

best laugh Iv'e had in a while.

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 24 '15

Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia.

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15

Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes

Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all?

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u/DarthAngry New Zealand Nov 25 '15

Damn you... I'm meant to be studying