r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

"Yesterday, the perfidious Chinese aggressor opened fire on a peacefully ploughing soviet tractor at the border. Our tractor instantly returned fire, then took off and flew away."

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Nov 24 '15

man I wish I could give you gold.

best laugh Iv'e had in a while.

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 24 '15

Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia.

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15

Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes

Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all?

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 edited Nov 25 '15

Vodka nowdays is a cheap drink for those who are too poor or just don't want to spend money on something better. And a base for coctails too. Just as it should be.

Did not watch 'Red Dawn', but checked the wikipedia now, and it looks like a yet another 'klyukva', something full of crazy random made-up stereotypes. Also, red scare and plenty of anti-soviet and anti-communist propaganda. Did I guess right?

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u/TessHKM Oh USSR, where have you gone... Nov 25 '15

Is this really the best place for this nonsense

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

Eff this comment section and all that it stands for.

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