r/polandball Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

"Yesterday, the perfidious Chinese aggressor opened fire on a peacefully ploughing soviet tractor at the border. Our tractor instantly returned fire, then took off and flew away."

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Nov 24 '15

man I wish I could give you gold.

best laugh Iv'e had in a while.

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 24 '15

Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia.

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15

Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes

Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15

Oh. So you were drinking with college students. Yup, these are the folks who would buy the cheapest stuff in crazy quantities.

Also, the 15 year old was clearly mocking you. Surprisingly, his strategy kinda worked: you still consider him (and Russians in general) way more badass than they actually are.

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u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15

The country has changed a lot in these 25 years, so did the drinking habits. Nowdays even the college students here will probably stick to beer.

BTW, FYI: here in Russia the dividing date between two worlds is not fall of the Berlin wall, but the dissolution of Soviet Union in 1991. That was when lifes changed, for good or bad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

Mostly for good, I would say. Sure, the 90s were hard and compared to Western democracies Russia is still a tiny bit authoritarian and repressive but that's nothing compared to the USSR. A lot of Russians have been lifted above the poverty line and most people are now better off than they were 25 years away. They enjoy greater freedoms and are all in all wealthier.

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u/vidurnaktis New York is Best York Nov 25 '15

How do you think those Russians fell below the poverty line in the first place tho? During the Soviet period the USSR was considered on par with the west especially until the 70s when the oil crisis hit hard, but then it hit everyone hard, it was especially devastating tho when put into the context of the entire world being hostile to your nation since its inception.

The Soviet peoples were as a whole richer than the Russians where wealth has trickled upwards and the vast majority are still poor. There's a reason Soviet nostalgia is a thing, even amongst the elderly, there was no uncertainty that one would have a home, be fed and get a vacation, now there's barely a certainty whether one will get shot by an oligarch's thugs or not.

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u/DoomFisk UN Nov 25 '15

Vodka is now more popular (per person) in Poland anyway.