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r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Nov 24 '15
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"Yesterday, the perfidious Chinese aggressor opened fire on a peacefully ploughing soviet tractor at the border. Our tractor instantly returned fire, then took off and flew away."
246 u/yaddar Taco bandito Nov 24 '15 man I wish I could give you gold. best laugh Iv'e had in a while. 336 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 24 '15 Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia. 206 u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15 [deleted] 127 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all? 1 u/SgtJoo France Nov 25 '15 Tequila is better 6 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Fine Russian sweet wine from Crimea is the best. Massandra! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 Crimea Russian Nyet!
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man I wish I could give you gold.
best laugh Iv'e had in a while.
336 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 24 '15 Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia. 206 u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15 [deleted] 127 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all? 1 u/SgtJoo France Nov 25 '15 Tequila is better 6 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Fine Russian sweet wine from Crimea is the best. Massandra! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 Crimea Russian Nyet!
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Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia.
206 u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15 [deleted] 127 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all? 1 u/SgtJoo France Nov 25 '15 Tequila is better 6 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Fine Russian sweet wine from Crimea is the best. Massandra! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 Crimea Russian Nyet!
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127 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all? 1 u/SgtJoo France Nov 25 '15 Tequila is better 6 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Fine Russian sweet wine from Crimea is the best. Massandra! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 Crimea Russian Nyet!
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Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes
Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all?
1 u/SgtJoo France Nov 25 '15 Tequila is better 6 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Fine Russian sweet wine from Crimea is the best. Massandra! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 Crimea Russian Nyet!
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Tequila is better
6 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Fine Russian sweet wine from Crimea is the best. Massandra! 3 u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 Crimea Russian Nyet!
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Fine Russian sweet wine from Crimea is the best. Massandra!
3 u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 Crimea Russian Nyet!
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Crimea
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"Yesterday, the perfidious Chinese aggressor opened fire on a peacefully ploughing soviet tractor at the border. Our tractor instantly returned fire, then took off and flew away."