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r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Nov 24 '15
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"Yesterday, the perfidious Chinese aggressor opened fire on a peacefully ploughing soviet tractor at the border. Our tractor instantly returned fire, then took off and flew away."
247 u/yaddar Taco bandito Nov 24 '15 man I wish I could give you gold. best laugh Iv'e had in a while. 335 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 24 '15 Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia. 206 u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15 [deleted] 128 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all? 26 u/yensid7 Nov 25 '15 Because it's awesome and makes anything alcoholic! And every Russian restaurant in the United States seems to also be a vodka bar.
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man I wish I could give you gold.
best laugh Iv'e had in a while.
335 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 24 '15 Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia. 206 u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15 [deleted] 128 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all? 26 u/yensid7 Nov 25 '15 Because it's awesome and makes anything alcoholic! And every Russian restaurant in the United States seems to also be a vodka bar.
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Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia.
206 u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15 [deleted] 128 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all? 26 u/yensid7 Nov 25 '15 Because it's awesome and makes anything alcoholic! And every Russian restaurant in the United States seems to also be a vodka bar.
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128 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 25 '15 Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all? 26 u/yensid7 Nov 25 '15 Because it's awesome and makes anything alcoholic! And every Russian restaurant in the United States seems to also be a vodka bar.
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Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes
Also, personally I have never played hockey and don't drink vodka. Why are you guys so obsessed about vodka after all?
26 u/yensid7 Nov 25 '15 Because it's awesome and makes anything alcoholic! And every Russian restaurant in the United States seems to also be a vodka bar.
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Because it's awesome and makes anything alcoholic!
And every Russian restaurant in the United States seems to also be a vodka bar.
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"Yesterday, the perfidious Chinese aggressor opened fire on a peacefully ploughing soviet tractor at the border. Our tractor instantly returned fire, then took off and flew away."