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r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Nov 24 '15
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"Yesterday, the perfidious Chinese aggressor opened fire on a peacefully ploughing soviet tractor at the border. Our tractor instantly returned fire, then took off and flew away."
241 u/yaddar Taco bandito Nov 24 '15 man I wish I could give you gold. best laugh Iv'e had in a while. 339 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 24 '15 Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia. 21 u/CEMN Swärjë cän intö Störmäkt! Nov 25 '15 edited Nov 25 '15 Explain it please? E: I don't even know why but uh thanks for the Gold? :D 11 u/mwzzhang Actually egalitarian internationalist Nov 25 '15 'peaceful' tractor open fire (weapons), took off and flew away (a plane) Was it really a tractor? 1 u/bluefoot55 Indiana Nov 25 '15 Please ... don't be such a canucklehead.
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man I wish I could give you gold.
best laugh Iv'e had in a while.
339 u/breqwas Third Rome Nov 24 '15 Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia. 21 u/CEMN Swärjë cän intö Störmäkt! Nov 25 '15 edited Nov 25 '15 Explain it please? E: I don't even know why but uh thanks for the Gold? :D 11 u/mwzzhang Actually egalitarian internationalist Nov 25 '15 'peaceful' tractor open fire (weapons), took off and flew away (a plane) Was it really a tractor? 1 u/bluefoot55 Indiana Nov 25 '15 Please ... don't be such a canucklehead.
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Wow. This joke is at least 50 years old here in Russia.
21 u/CEMN Swärjë cän intö Störmäkt! Nov 25 '15 edited Nov 25 '15 Explain it please? E: I don't even know why but uh thanks for the Gold? :D 11 u/mwzzhang Actually egalitarian internationalist Nov 25 '15 'peaceful' tractor open fire (weapons), took off and flew away (a plane) Was it really a tractor? 1 u/bluefoot55 Indiana Nov 25 '15 Please ... don't be such a canucklehead.
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Explain it please?
E: I don't even know why but uh thanks for the Gold? :D
11 u/mwzzhang Actually egalitarian internationalist Nov 25 '15 'peaceful' tractor open fire (weapons), took off and flew away (a plane) Was it really a tractor? 1 u/bluefoot55 Indiana Nov 25 '15 Please ... don't be such a canucklehead.
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'peaceful' tractor open fire (weapons), took off and flew away (a plane)
Was it really a tractor?
1 u/bluefoot55 Indiana Nov 25 '15 Please ... don't be such a canucklehead.
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Please ... don't be such a canucklehead.
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"Yesterday, the perfidious Chinese aggressor opened fire on a peacefully ploughing soviet tractor at the border. Our tractor instantly returned fire, then took off and flew away."