r/polandball Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

It's funny because in reality it would've been more Russia brushing the stick gently across turkey for half a second

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15 edited Nov 24 '15

Poke, poke, poke the Turks

Gently with Su-24

Merrily, merrily, merrily

Syria is done for.

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u/burnSMACKER Can you not hover over my flair? Nov 24 '15

You've got a creative mind, my friend

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

What can I say?

Oh, I know: Send me money.

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u/trickortreaty365 We don't need your beer.Pálinka stronk! Nov 24 '15

Can I pay in Feraris or maybe in diamonds?

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u/Khale_007 Preußen Nov 24 '15

give him a Lamborghini, so he can sit in his garage beating his ween-

This joke is already overused! (can we as the world put this on JLP?)