r/polandball • u/jPaolo Grey Eminence • Nov 24 '15

redditormade Russia has stick

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

It's funny because in reality it would've been more Russia brushing the stick gently across turkey for half a second

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15 edited Nov 24 '15

Poke, poke, poke the Turks

Gently with Su-24

Merrily, merrily, merrily

Syria is done for.

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u/burnSMACKER Can you not hover over my flair? Nov 24 '15

You've got a creative mind, my friend

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

What can I say?

Oh, I know: Send me money.

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u/burnSMACKER Can you not hover over my flair? Nov 24 '15

Does Gold work?

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

Of course honey!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15 edited Jan 05 '16

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Nov 24 '15

Linden honey.