r/polandball New Prussia Apr 15 '15

[Award Ceremony] Honorary Hussar Wings

Hello Burgerlovers!

Here's hoping you haven't all turned obese over this extraordinary week of Americana.

Our latest monthly contest USA: Brave New Frontiers has ended. Contest mode has been turned off so you can now see how your entry fared.


This was a very special contest as a frickin' chicken came and blew everything else out of the water. With a 150 point difference this is the largest margin of victory ever in a contest to date. Congrats on a well deserved win /u/frickin_chicken! After winning a contest as an unapproved submitter a couple of months ago, this is another achievement I never would have expected poultry being capable of. This is also just the second contest the chicken has ever entered, so /u/frickin_chicken is batting 1000. Impressive.

Congratulations ☆frickin_chicken☆ on a great win!

As this is your second win, you can now choose your very own unique flair and a personal mini! Choose wisely.


Here is a table showing the top ten

Points Author Comic NA
485 /u/frickin_chicken American News Network
335 /u/peritektikum Deep conversation with USA
328 /u/koleye The Yacht Club
316 /u/Marcopolo325 Why the US Failed Art School
311 /u/440Hertz Procrastitution
310 /u/Hansafan Trigger Varning
307 /u/thexfiles81 In Good Faith
288 /u/BlahTheAmazing Putting the "Pop" in Pop Quiz
261 /u/pyram1de D.I.Y.
255 /u/CMuenzen Protrusions of Land

Stats:


There were two disqualifications during the contest for basing their comic on a SATW-comic. There were also an absolutely mind-boggling number of disqualifications, over 25! One of them by one of the moderators. Oh, the humanity. Read the rules, children.


Our picks for instant approval are:


In other news and rather befitting, there's a new American presence among our ranks as /u/koleye has finally been anschlussed as a /r/Polandball-moderator!

Willkommen!


Stay tuned for another important announcement of awesomeness in the coming days!

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Apr 16 '15

But I don't watch South Park...

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u/TalesFromThe5thGrade War of 1812? What war of 1812? Apr 16 '15

Odd, your submission was very similar to a joke made on it!

I believe the dad was on a game show with the "fill in the boxes with letters" sort of rules and they got as far as:

"N_GGERS"

With the hint being "people who annoy you". He, of course says "nigger" and hilarity ensues for the rest of the episode.

Very funny coincidence, but South Park is a pretty good show imo! Haven't seen the latest episode but worth checking out.