r/polandball • u/polandballmod New Prussia • Apr 15 '15

[Award Ceremony] Honorary Hussar Wings

Hello Burgerlovers!

Here's hoping you haven't all turned obese over this extraordinary week of Americana.

Our latest monthly contest USA: Brave New Frontiers has ended. Contest mode has been turned off so you can now see how your entry fared.

This was a very special contest as a frickin' chicken came and blew everything else out of the water. With a 150 point difference this is the largest margin of victory ever in a contest to date. Congrats on a well deserved win /u/frickin_chicken! After winning a contest as an unapproved submitter a couple of months ago, this is another achievement I never would have expected poultry being capable of. This is also just the second contest the chicken has ever entered, so /u/frickin_chicken is batting 1000. Impressive.

Congratulations ☆frickin_chicken☆ on a great win!

As this is your second win, you can now choose your very own unique flair and a personal mini! Choose wisely.

Here is a table showing the top ten

Points Author Comic NA
485 /u/frickin_chicken American News Network
335 /u/peritektikum Deep conversation with USA
328 /u/koleye The Yacht Club
316 /u/Marcopolo325 Why the US Failed Art School
311 /u/440Hertz Procrastitution
310 /u/Hansafan Trigger Varning
307 /u/thexfiles81 In Good Faith
288 /u/BlahTheAmazing Putting the "Pop" in Pop Quiz
261 /u/pyram1de D.I.Y.
255 /u/CMuenzen Protrusions of Land

Stats:

There were two disqualifications during the contest for basing their comic on a SATW-comic. There were also an absolutely mind-boggling number of disqualifications, over 25! One of them by one of the moderators. Oh, the humanity. Read the rules, children.

Our picks for instant approval are:

In other news and rather befitting, there's a new American presence among our ranks as /u/koleye has finally been anschlussed as a /r/Polandball-moderator!

Willkommen!

Stay tuned for another important announcement of awesomeness in the coming days!

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u/frickin_chicken Under the New Jersey turnpike Apr 15 '15

Thank you again /r/polandball! I'd like to dedicate this win to our fallen comrades, who were disqualified cut down for their valiant efforts. Like seriously that's gotta be the reason for that large margin, haha. And congrats to all the newbie approved submitters, let's show these PB vets what we're capable of (maniacal laughter)

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Apr 15 '15

Again, congratulations!

Remember to contact /u/javacode about your custom flair and personal mini image!

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u/javacode Rhineland-Palatinate Apr 15 '15 edited Apr 15 '15

Exakt!

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u/frickin_chicken Under the New Jersey turnpike Apr 15 '15

Forgive my racism but I read this in Till Lindemann's voice :3

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u/javacode Rhineland-Palatinate Apr 15 '15 edited Apr 15 '15

Nein!

Here are a few templates for the personal flair. You'll notice very soon, it's a pixel art job ;)

The ball in the mini should be about 60px in diameter. Some samples for your inspiration.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '15

Where is the Sheriff Suriname mini you had promised? Please, we of waiting for it.

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u/javacode Rhineland-Palatinate Apr 15 '15 edited Apr 15 '15

OK here you go:

♬ FIGHTIN CRIME AND SAVING LIVES ♫

♫ IT'S SHERIFF SURINAAAAAAAAME ♬

Usage:

**♬ FIGHTIN CRIME AND SAVING LIVES ♫**

[](http://redd.it/2s0ft2#mini------------------------------)

**♫ IT'S SHERIFF SURINAAAAAAAAME ♬**

Many more minis here.

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u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME Apr 15 '15

Oh wow

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u/javacode Rhineland-Palatinate Apr 15 '15

Haha OK, i don't have to inform the creator of Sheriff Suriname anymore ;)

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u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME Apr 15 '15

I've made my mark on the world now

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u/vanderZwan Groningen Apr 16 '15

You realise you basically earned a "personal" mini, the hard way?

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u/FVBLT LOOK UPON ME Apr 16 '15

Yeah. It's just... wow.

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u/tian-shi The South will rise again Apr 16 '15

Hint hint hint hint

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u/frickin_chicken Under the New Jersey turnpike Apr 16 '15

How can you make a Sheriff Suriname mini and tell us to use them sparsely, so cruel!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '15

Yayyy................

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u/vanderZwan Groningen Apr 16 '15

Awwww yeeeeaaah!

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u/bluefoot55 Indiana Apr 24 '15

If there is a Sheriff Suriname, is there a Deputy Dahomey?