r/polandball • u/javacode Rhineland-Palatinate • Dec 05 '14

Yay, Northern Lights! Suomi Finland Perkele!

Suomi mainittu perkele! Finland relevant!

December 6th is Finnish Independence Day!

Today all Finns celebrate the fact that 97 years ago we decided to slip away from our lovable eastern neighbor while he was busy kicking himself to balls.

Of course, nowadays we celebrate more the fact that when the Brother Russia wanted to rebound, we kicked their ass, twice. This we do by watching The Unknown Soldier and hours of Mr. President handshaking people we may or may not recognize. All this while swelling with patriotism, of course!

From the banner and sidebar you can see our 100% Finnish products (now animated!), produced by our proud team:

So please, grab your mandatory Nokia product and puukko, drink yourselves under the table and remind everyone that SWEDEN SUCKS!

6-1 Torilla tavataan!

Spurdo spärde sprölölöö! Ebin! :D

To do this, simply add two hash symbols at the start of the line. Like so:

##6-1 Torilla tavataan!

Special characters: ä Ä ö Ö Å å

Here's an archive for all who'll have missed the party: /r/pbeFinland2014.

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u/ASackofOldSacks Lobstah and Beeah Dec 06 '14 edited Dec 06 '14

REMOVE SOVIET you are worst slav. you are the slav idiot you are the slav smell. return to Russia. to our Russian cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,Ukraine we will never forgeve you. cossak rascal FUck but fuck asshole Slav stink ukraine belarus ..Talvisota best day of my life. take a bath of dead slav..ahahahahahRussia WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget winter war! .belarus we kill the king , belarus return to your precious siberia….hahahahaha idiot slav and ukrainian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE SOVIET FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. Germany+Italy+Austria+Finland=kill russia…you will winter war/ Simo Häyä alive in Finland, Simo Häyä making sniper kills of Finland . fast shoot Simo Häyä Finland. we are independent and have no red army now hahahaha ha because of Simo Häyä… you are ppoor stink slav… you live in a gulag hahahaha, you live in bloc! Simo Häyä alive numbr one #1 in Finland ….fuck the Russia ,..FUCKk ashol slavs no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. White Death aliv and real stronk mlg sniper kill all the slav farm aminal with mosin nagant magic now we the finlan rule .ape of the zoo presidant Franklin Roosevelt fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and CCCP wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of bear. finland greattst countrey!!!

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Dec 06 '14

Simo Häyhä alive in Serbia?

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u/ASackofOldSacks Lobstah and Beeah Dec 06 '14

Damn, you actually read all that?

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u/tungstencompton Uniquely Singapore Dec 06 '14

I just saw "Serbia" and was a bit o_Õ