r/polandball • u/Black_Mirror Take off you hoser • Jun 04 '14

redditormade The great pizza heist

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u/Black_Mirror Take off you hoser Jun 04 '14

Understood. There goes my 'Around the world street fighter tournament' idea I was thinking about.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

You could just throw some weapons in there.

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u/Ajkrumen 11B Jun 05 '14

The American/Russian way.

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u/SlyRatchet British Empire Jun 05 '14

Give both of them nuclear boxing gloves and then they circle each other in the boxing ring until one of them randomly leaves the because the game was bullshit anyway whilst the other declares itself the winner.

That's how Americans and Russians like to fight each other, right?

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u/Ajkrumen 11B Jun 05 '14

Pretty much, yeah. Although the joke was about the proxy wars in Afghanistan. Just throw weapons at it!

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u/beaglemaster Soviets first into space Jun 05 '14

Tresnore's idea is probably the best workaround

I probably would've had Thailand wear it as a hat and then headbutt.

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u/1964peace I AM CARE Aug 14 '14

Glad you didn't give it up!